The Expat Files: Living in Latin America A guide to moving to Latin America, finding work, and settling in.

October 7, 2012  
-MY JANUARY 2013 LATIN AMERICAN SEMINAR IS NOW OPEN FOR REGISTRATION: Folks who are interested in my Expat Wisdom “IMMERSION” seminar should go to to get complete details.
-A continuation of last show’s very popular theme: expats, mating, dating, love and romance.
-What happens if you end up in court facing an ex who’s out for blood? If you let your lawyer handle it, you’ll probably never step foot in the courtroom.
-What is by far the most popular elective surgery for expat males? If you said implants (penile) you’d be wrong… but close- and the answer is… cheap vasectomies.
-The truth about the rumor that Latinas are out to try to trap gringos by getting pregnant.
-On the tourist trail, there are tons of stupid gringo surfer dudes and college aged gringos on spring vacation with the sole purpose to party and hook up with young sexy Latinas. Does that really happen? What’s going on with that?
-Latin governments (always trying to be first world) actually have social security systems for their old age, and disabled people. And true to form their systems are bankrupt, corrupt and permanently broken(ours isn't?). For example, the average monthly payout is about $150, and most recipients get their checks up to 6 months late!
-Here’s a few good ways for expats to determine if a Latin lady is loyal and true blue or just a gold-digger putting on a good act.
-More on Latin men and the typical lies they use to pick up ladies (and that includes picking up expat gringas of course)
- I’ve put together a mixed media program specifically for expats and wanabees called the 'New 5 Flags'. Just head over immediately to and get all the details. I promise you won’t be disappointed.
-Follow the link on the main page at to schedule a consultation with me. If you want to discuss the details of living, working, playing, doing business and/or retiring in Latin America, now you and I can talk about your situation one on one.
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