The Expat Files: Living in Latin America

The Expat Files 2.23.24

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8^th thru Friday, March 15^th, 2024.For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser: 

https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/ 

 

#2- Expats, their smartphones and SIM chips:

Tricks and tips on how to stay under the radar…

#3- Illegal alien marriage, residency and passport scams you need to know about:      

 

#4- Pursuing the ‘Latin American Dream”:

The “American" dream is dead… long live the “Latin American” dream.   

 

#5- Be careful what you name your kid:

What seems cutesy now will often have damaging secondary effects on your kid’s life

 

#6- More and more Expats in Mexico are admitting they made the wrong “Plan B” decision:

What are they supposed to do now?

#7- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

 

 

#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com                               

The Expat Files 2.16.24

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8^th thru Friday, March 15^th, 2024.

For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser:

https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/

#2- Skin color preference and Latino prejudice:

#3- Wny Latinos love the sun but hate getting tan:      

#4- When gringos go rogue and ruin our “gringo advantage”:   

#5- What you didn’t know about the masses of illegals moving north  through Latin America:

 

#6- DON’T USE GOOGLE!!!

If you do you are a fool…

#7- There are Nerds in Latin America:

#8- Expats and Bitcoin:

#9- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

 

#10- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com                               

The Expat Files 2.11.24

#1- JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR IS A GO:

It will take place on Friday, March 8^th thru Friday, March 15^th, 2024.

For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser:

https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/

#2-101 ways to get the hell out of Dodge

#3- How nice, straight arrow Gringos and Expats deal with Latin American corruption:      

 

#4- Stupid is as stupid does:

When gringos make terrible life choices    

#5- Wheelchair bound in Latin America -Part 2:

#6- A word about that tiny but ubiquitous “maid’s quarters in your house or apartment:

#7- What I love about Latin American “Lag Time”:

#8- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

 

#9- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com                               

The Expat Files 2.9.24

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8^th thru Friday, March 15^th, 2024. 

For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser:

https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/

 

NOTE: You have till Feb 10^th, 2024 to get in on the earlybird discounts …after Feb 10th we are back to regular pricing

 

#2- En route to a Plan B:

The straw that broke the camel’s back

 

#3- How is it that hundreds of thousands of (non-destitute)CHINESE military aged men are trekking north through Latin America… final destination USA?

What could be the whole plan?     

 

#4- How do Africans, Asians, Muslims and Indians arrive in a Latin American airport without a Visa(and not get deported)?

Without a Visa, how are they even allowed to buy tickets in their country and get on a plane? Here's what they are not telling you....

#5- A word about Americans who still insist the USA is the world's gold standard and #1:

#6- When Gringos and expats massacre the Spanish Language:

 

#7- Can the “gringo advantage” go too far?

 

#8- A bit more on car theft in Latin America:

You need to hear this if you are worried about it:

#9- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

 

#10- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com                               

The Expat Files 2.4.24

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8^th thru Friday, March 15^th, 2024.For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser: 

Expat Insider Seminar- MAR 8-15, 2024 – The Expat Files

 

Expat Insider Seminar- MAR 8-15, 2024 – The Expat Files

 

 

 NOTE: You have till Feb 10, 2024 to get in on the earlybird discounts …after Feb 10 we are back to regular pricing

 

#2- A completely different take on why Latinas in the dating game much prefer older gringos and Expats:

And here we always thought it was mostly economics or daddy issues. Well today we highlight a personal interview with a 30 something single Latina who confirm a new, different and logical hypothesis   

#3- The problem with Air B & B’s and why I don’t use them anymore:

 

#4- Why so many ex-US military folks have a Plan B and eventually get the hell out of dodge?

Seems counter-intuitive… since military guys are highly patriotic and Nationalistic. Well today we’ll tell you why…   

 

#5- Wheelchair bound in Latin America:

With all the terrible streets and sidewalks it’s a challenge, but if I was in a wheelchair, Latin America is exactly where I’d want to live.

 

#6- A pissed-off Salvadorian who escaped to the USA in the 1990’s sounds off in defense of President Bukele and rails about his false and terrible treatment by the 1^st world media:

#7- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

 

 

#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com                               

 

 

The Expat Files 2.2.24

#1- You will hear the word “Moreno” thrown around all the time when in Latin America:

Here’s what you need to know about Latinos whose have the skin color known as “Moreno” (or for ladies, “Morena”).

#2- Latinos and their prejudices:

 

#3- How to kill your Gringo Advantage:

Useful facts to keep in mind…

 

#4- Rumor is that Latina women in the dating game just want your money:

The truth about the gold-digger or “chapiadora “ syndrome.

#5- Migraines and the Latin American cure:

#6- A.I. what you don’t know WILL hurt you:

#7- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

 

#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com                               

The Expat Files 1.28.24

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8^th thru Friday, March 15^th, 2024.For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser: 

https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/ 

NOTE: You have till Feb 1^st 2024 to get in on the earlybird discounts …after Feb 1^st we are back to regular pricing

#2- The A.I. threat, are we safe from it in down in Latin America?

#3- Bidets toilets in Latin America -Revisited:

#4- The oh so common case of expat wannabees who NEVER pull the trigger:

 

#5- Latinos and their fake bling:

“Putting on the dog” is a Latino way of life  

#6- There’s something different about Latinos and batteries:

#7- Windmill power generation in Latin America:

#8- More precautions about Colombian cupid and tinder dating sites:

#9- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

#10- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

The Expat Files 1.26.24

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8^th thru Friday, March 15^th, 2024.For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser: 

https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/

NOTE: You have till Feb 1^st 2024 to get in on the earlybird discounts …after Feb 1^st we are back to regular pricing

#2- Argentina’s new president bitch-slaps the woke one world order fools at the WEF (world economic forum) and breaks the internet:

#3- The Venezuelan diaspora are making enemies everywhere they go, getting on people’s nerves and overstaying their welcome:

 

#4- El Salvador’s Bukele get a distress call from Costa Rica:

Are you aware that Costa Rica (who’s tourism depends on it  advertising itself as the safest country in Latin America) now has 7 times the homicide rate per 100000 people as El Salvador?

#5- Extreme gringo “on the road in Latin America” driving stories:

#6- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

 

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com                               

The Expat Files 1.21.24

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8^th thru Friday, March 15^th, 2024.

For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser:

Expat Insider Seminar- MAR 8-15, 2024 – The Expat Files

 

Expat Insider Seminar- MAR 8-15, 2024 – The Expat Files

 

 

NOTE: You have till Feb 1^st 2024 to get in on the earlybird discounts …after Feb 1^st we are back to regular pricing

 

#2- Johnny’s $10 car ignition cutoff security system - digging into the details:

How to have peace of mind by ordering a 10 buck "kill switch" kit from amazon

#3- Latinos and their complete obsession with anything related to “Disney”:

 

#4- A trip to day the Latino doctors office and how it will differ depending whether you have health insurance or not:    

 

#5- Stupid, wealthy Latinos and their overboard displays of stupidity, like having exotic pets:

How certain idiot Latinos have given new meaning to the phrase, “putting on the dog”

#6- Reason #2435 why its smart to keep a low profile in Latin America:

#7- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

 

#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com                               

The Expat Files 1.19.24

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8^th thru Friday, March 15^th, 2024.For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser:

Expat Insider Seminar- MAR 8-15, 2024 – The Expat Files

 

Expat Insider Seminar- MAR 8-15, 2024 – The Expat Files

 

 

NOTE: You have till Feb 1^st 2024 to get in on the earlybird discounts …after Feb 1^st we are back to regular pricing 

#2- Bad air B&B and furnished apartment mistakes landlords routinely make:

#3- Bug Bombs and insecticides in Latin America:

#4- Bedbugs, nocturnal critters and night time “no seeums” in Latin America: 

#5- As Ecuador crumbles….. what about gringos living there?

 

#6- New land border controls instituted in order to enter Ecuador:

Even gringos and expats will now need a recent police or good conduct report from their home country  

#7- The TSA has hidden facts about illegal aliens (in the USA) that will surely astound you:

#8- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

#9- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com