The Expat Files: Living in Latin America

The Expat Files 8.23.24

#1- Why so many embarrassing “out of shape” gringos and expats?  

 

#2- Though Latinas may whisper about our lack of fashion sense and gringo clothing faux pas, still, they are ever so forgiving:

Funny how Latinas claim they can spot a gringo by his cloths from a mile a way...

 

#3- These are the hoops your Latina GF will “try” to make you jump through:

 

#4- Is the BTC run up over? Is it a bad time to invest in crypto?

Gringos and expats are forever asking that question…

#5- Where can one get real, unbiased, non-fake, unfiltered news about Latin America?

#6- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com  

 #7- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at: 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

 

The Expat Files 8.18.24

#1- Super nice (but retarded) Latin American “Customer Service” personnel explained:  

#2- When the “employee of the month” becomes the “shithead of the month”:

 

#3- A boots-on-the-ground Venezuelan ballot box report from an actual “blue collar” Venezuelan who observed the voting shenanigans in his own town:

Hear how the 1^st world media and the Venezuelan media are both telling you the truth about the election, hiding things, and lying to you at the same time…  

#4- What you need to know about the spraying of toxic chemicals on fruit crops in Latin America:  

 

#5- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com     

 

#6- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

The Expat Files 8.16.24

#1- What you need to know about “Certified Organic” food in Latin America:

How about “Almost Certified” food? 

#2- The not-so-obvious downsides to living in Latin America: 

#3- What gringos and expats can get away with that Latinos can’t: 

#4- The problem with those ubiquitous tortilla stands in Latin America: 

#5- Watch out for Latin American bank ATM glitches: 

#6- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com     

#7- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

The Expat Files 8.11.24

#1-Marry the girl, marry the family:

That’s what you're in for in Latin America…  

#2- How to test the “sincerity” of your Latina or Latino romantic partner:

#3- Latino adolescent boys versus American adolescent boys:

#4- The fatal flaw in Latin American universities:  

#5- The “fake honey” problem in Latin America:

#6- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com     

#7- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

The Expat Files 8.9.24

#1- How to scam a gringo: 

#2- How gays manage to live in the very macho Latin society: 

#3- Confessions of an Expat social media addict: 

#4- Hysterical expats with “Trump Derangement Syndrome”: 

#5- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com     

#6- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

 

The Expat Files 8.4.24

#1- Why some previously gung-ho Plan-B Gringos throw in the towel and leave- Part 2: 

#2- The Latin American 'Nepotism" disease… or how Latinos insure their businesses remains 3rd world: 

#3- Latino body builders… skinny legs and all: 

#4- The real dope on the recent Venezuelan election:  

#5- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com     

#6- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

The Expat Files 8.2.24

#1- The problems with using Google and Whatsapp in Latin America:

#2- Road obstacles and missing manhole covers:

#3- Picking up Spanish by osmosis: 

#4- Latin parking lot etiquette:

#5- Gringo stress levels:

#6- What about all that Latin American graffiti?

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com      

#8- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

The Expat Files 7.28.24

#1- The truth about Latin American ‘Gym Rats”: 

 

#2- the 4 most common Latin American building construction errors: 

#3- Latino body builders… skinny legs and all: 

#4- What about sexual micro-aggressions in super macho Latin America? 

#5- Sweatshops in Latin America: 

#6- How Latino tax amnesty programs work: 

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com     

 

#8- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

The Expat Files 7.26.24

#1- Apartment problems you should know about but won’t readily see: 

#2- Saved by the trusty wet/dry vac: 

 

#3- Pre-construction real estate deals:

Are they really good deals?

#4- Mini-split A/C units and tips to know about them:  

#5- Monthly maintenance fees explained:

 

#6- How Latin American National Healthcare systems consistently fail Expat patients:

Today’s sad and tragic boots on the ground story…

 

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com     

#8- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

The Expat Files 7.21.24

#1- The “Gringo Advantage” and Argentina:

Nope, not much…

 

#2- Bidets: don’t knock em’ till you’ve tried em':

Don’t poo poo them just because their a French thing...  

#3- Living in Latin America on $1500 a month:

#4- Middle-age dating facts to consider:

 

#5- Gringos, Expats and personal regrets:

 

#6- Do you have social media anguish?

#7- Gringo/Latina arm-candy relationships:

#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com     

#9- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com