The Expat Files: Living in Latin America

The Expat Files Show 11.21.25

#1- DYK there groups of expat gringos holding no kings protesters in Latin America?

WTF?

#2- Travel… the best education in the world:

#3- The things your cleaning lady gets away with behind your back:  

#4- No one likes a gringo “know it all”:  

#5- Why is it so many fakebook expat groups seem to be made up of vocal, cringy,anti-capitalist, anti-trump wokesters?

Thankfully though, they're found almost exclusively on the gringo tourist trail…     

#6- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

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The Expat Files 11-14-25

#1- Guilty pleasures:

I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours…

#2- The dark side of love and romance in Latin America:

#3- TEN more good reasons to get the hell out of Dodge:  

#4- Do Latina women lie when they openly compliment average gringo men on their looks and tell them that they are sooo handsome…

#5- How Latinas classify and rate other Latinas:

Often times Latinas are their own worst critics…

#6- comparing Latin American Junk food versus typical American junk food:

#7- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

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EXPAT FILES SHOW FRI, NOV 07 (11-07-25)

#1- The cost of dying in Latin America:

 

#2- What about wills, testaments and powers of attorney in Latin America:

 

#3- You won’t believe the crazy differences between Latino funerals held in the campo (out in boonies) versus a typical funerals held in the city:  

 

#4- Being a weekday Catholic in Latin America:

Its awful confusing and definitely not logical…

 

#5- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

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EXPAT FILES SHOW 10.31.25

#1- Nagging tax problems certain expats have long after they get out of dodge:

#2- The real cost of being middle class in Latin America:

#3- Why gringoized enclaves in Latin America can often be so disappointing to certain types of expats:  

#4- Living in Latin America means you eventually will get passed counterfeit money:

It's not a matter of if, but when… 

#5- How I can easily spot a counterfeit funny money bill:

 My personal trick…

#6- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

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EXPAT FILES SHOW #1481 FRI, OCT 24 2025

#1- When your taxi or uber driver smells like booze.. what then? 

#2- A listener reports on his first robo-taxi trip:

Is it even possible for them to transition to Latin America?

#3- TEN more good reasons NOT to sign on to a Latin American national healthcare plan: 

#4- You need to know about a foreigner's tough monetary requirements for Mexican permanent residency: 

#5- Behind the scenes at an average Latin American restaurant:

You might want to skip this rant… 

#6- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

EXPAT FILES - SHOW #1479 FRI, OCT 17 2025

#1- Why I don’t recommend Nicaragua- PART 3: 

#2- What you need to know about Latin American banks: 

#3- The odd and strange sentences and fines Latin American courts hand down to guilty parties: 

 

#4- The best and worst airlines for you to fly:

According to me, my retired air traffic controller relative and simple logic… 

#5- A toxic plastic lesson you won’t soon forget: 

#6- comparing Latin American Junk food versus typical American junk food: 

#7- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

The ExPat Files 10.5.25

The ExPat Files 10.3.25

The Expat Files 9.28.25

#1- When is it safe to take a Moto-Uber?

How about never… 

 

#2- Now for a bit of real estate “boots on the ground” craziness:

 

#3- Racism in Latin America- Part 3:

Most Latin Americans don't even know they are racists...  

#4- Unchangable things that will continually baffle you in Latin America: 

#5- Those certain harsh things you really want to say to the locals but don’t…. Because you’re an uninvited guest in their country (and that would be rude): 

#6- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

The Expat Files 9.26.25

#1- When stupid "show off" gringos get robbed:

Are they asking for it or is it just bad luck? 

 

#2- Why do so many young adult Black American tourists wear gaudy, stupid bling:

Duh... Don’t they know its an idiot’s invitation to get robbed? 

 

#3- The Gringo “tourist” uniform and look:

Why Latinos can spot us a mile away…  

#4- Is Guatemala still a good choice for your Plan-B or is the bloom off the rose?  

 

#5- The ins-and-outs of buying prescription drugs in a Latin American pharmacy and flying back home with the stuff:

Will US customs mess with you or not? 

 

#6- A listener does 6 weeks in a Mexican jail and buys his way out:

Just another “boots on the ground” story… 

#7- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com