The Expat Files: Living in Latin America

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A guide to moving to Latin America, finding work, and settling in.

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Sunday May 23, 2021

The Expat Files: 05.23.21

Sunday May 23, 2021

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #1057 SUN, MAY 23 (05-23-21)

JOHNNY’S JANUARY 2021 LATIN AMERICAN “EXPAT INSIDER” SEMINAR HAS BEEN POSTPONED DUE TO BAD SCIENCE AND US GOVT STUPIDITY:

The latest Latin American Seminar was scheduled for January 8^th thru 14^th, 2021. However, since the “usual suspect’ Cov-Idiot knuckleheads in government along with talking head scientists (in the pocket of big pharma) arbitrarily place restrictions at airports and impose new lockdowns (i.e. Soviet style house arrests), please stay tuned for the new rescheduled dates (estimated to be in late Summer). That will happen when USA and Latin America airports drop the Cov-idiot test requirements, scheduled to be when so-called "Herd Immunity" has been achieved. We’re on it and will keep you posted…

#1- Inflation effects for Gringos and Expats in Latin America:

#2- How Biden’s the $15 an hour minimum wage is rocket fuel for illegal immigration into the states:

In a culture where the DAILY wage is $15 to $20, the news is travelling fast that Biden’s has initiated a $15 per HOUR bonanza

#3- Solar Power and getting off the grid in Latin America:

Do the payback numbers make sense?

#4- When Latinos prefer their own tainted drinking water:

Say what? Some Latinos prefer the dirty devil they know…

#5- Lost in translation –AGAIN!

Yes, even after 30 years of expat life, language boo-boos keep happening…

#6- When Gringos and Expats dabble in cryptocurrencies:

Another crazy “boots on the ground” story…

#7- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feeling quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2021 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

Friday May 21, 2021

The Expat Files: 05.21.21

Friday May 21, 2021

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #1056 FRI, MAY 21 (05-21-21)

JOHNNY’S JANUARY 2021 LATIN AMERICAN “EXPAT INSIDER” SEMINAR HAS BEEN POSTPONED DUE TO BAD SCIENCE AND US GOVT STUPIDITY:

The latest Latin American Seminar was scheduled for January 8^th thru 14^th, 2021. However, since the “usual suspect’ Cov-Idiot knuckleheads in government along with talking head scientists (in the pocket of big pharma) arbitrarily place restrictions at airports and impose new lockdowns (i.e. Soviet style house arrests), please stay tuned for the new rescheduled dates (estimated to be in late Summer). That will happen when US and Latin America airports drop the Cov-idiot test requirements, scheduled to be when so-called "Herd Immunity" has been achieved. We’re on it and will keep you posted…

#1- The latest in cov-idiot vax hacks for Gringos and Expats:

#2- The truth about “tall white privilege” in Latin America:

#3- The Latina rules of Love and Attraction:

#4- Choosing to live in an exclusive neighborhood will trigger certain responses from your neighbors:Today’s first “boots on the ground” story

#5- When Gringos get targeted by bad guys (and how to avoid that scenario):

#6- The downside of hanging out with wealthy, entitled Latinos:

No doubt about it. If you live off the gringo tourist trail its certain that some of your rich and idle neighbors will want to hang with you the token gringo.

#7- More reasons to get out of Dodge:

#8- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feeling quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#9- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

Sunday May 16, 2021

The Expat Files: 05.16.21

Sunday May 16, 2021

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #1055 SUN, MAY 16 (05-16-21)

JOHNNY’S JANUARY 2021 LATIN AMERICAN “EXPAT INSIDER” SEMINAR HAS BEEN POSTPONED DUE TO BAD SCIENCE AND US GOVT STUPIDITY:

The latest Latin American Seminar was scheduled for January 8^th thru 14^th, 2021. However, since the “usual suspect’ Cov-Idiot knuckleheads in government along with talking head scientists (in the pocket of big pharma) arbitrarily place restrictions at airports and impose new lockdowns (i.e. Soviet style house arrests), please stay tuned for the new rescheduled dates (estimated to be in late Summer). That will happen when US and Latin America airports drop the Cov-idiot test requirements, scheduled to be when so-called "Herd Immunity" has been achieved. We’re on it and will keep you posted…

#1- Picking your Cov-Idiot vax poison:

Will you get pricked or not?

#2- The secondary effects of the “Gringo Advantage”:

#3- Car accidents and Gringos:

Another crazy “boots on the ground” story, this time revolving around a gringo rear-ending a cop!

#4- Beware of “woke“ gringos spreading their stink in Latin America:

Yes, unfortunately they do exist, though almost exclusively on the gringo tourist trail. Yet another reason to stay away from gringoized towns and cities

#5- Racism, classism and ageism in Latin America- PART 2

#6- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feeling quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

Friday May 14, 2021

The Expat Files: 05.14.21

Friday May 14, 2021

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #1054 FRI, MAY 14 (05-14-21)

JOHNNY’S JANUARY 2021 LATIN AMERICAN “EXPAT INSIDER” SEMINAR HAS BEEN POSTPONED DUE TO BAD SCIENCE AND US GOVT STUPIDITY:

The latest Latin American Seminar was scheduled for January 8^th thru 14^th, 2021. However, since the “usual suspect’ Cov-Idiot knuckleheads in government along with talking head scientists (in the pocket of big pharma) arbitrarily place restrictions at airports and impose new lockdowns (i.e. Soviet style house arrests), please stay tuned for the new rescheduled dates (estimated to be in late Summer). That will happen when US and Latin America airports drop the Cov-idiot test requirements, scheduled to be when so-called "Herd Immunity" has been achieved. We’re on it and will keep you posted…

#1- The REAL stats on robberies in Lain America:

Yes, local Latinos get robbed all the time. Every Latino has a “snatch and grab” story or ten. But what about the true robbery stats for Gringos and Expats?

#2- Why I personally have NOT been robbed in 30 years, and how you can avoid the problem too:

#3- TEN disturbing new reasons to get out of Dodge:

If you have not gotten your ass in gear by now, meaning you’re not somewhere along on your Plan B, you’re likely to remain an observer and cry “foul” when the ship sinks and you with it.

#4- How I keep up with cryptocurrency and crypto new:

The 3 Crypto podcasts I listen too daily to stay informed.

#5- Is it a good idea to buy an electric car in Latin America?

Here’s what you need to know...

#6- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feeling quite confident enough to dive in?Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

Sunday May 09, 2021

The Expat Files - 05.09.21

Sunday May 09, 2021

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #1053 SUN, MAY 09 (05-09-21)

JOHNNY’S JANUARY 2021 LATIN AMERICAN “EXPAT INSIDER” SEMINAR HAS BEEN POSTPONED DUE TO BAD SCIENCE AND US GOVT STUPIDITY:

The latest Latin American Seminar was scheduled for January 8^th thru 14^th, 2021. However, since the “usual suspect’ Cov-Idiot knuckleheads in government along with talking head scientists (in the pocket of big pharma) arbitrarily place restrictions at airports and impose new lockdowns (i.e. Soviet style house arrests), please stay tuned for the new rescheduled dates (estimated to be in late Summer). That will happen when US and Latin America airports drop the Cov-idiot test requirements, scheduled to be when so-called "Herd Immunity" has been achieved. We’re on it and will keep you posted…

#1- What you need to know about brainwashed Gringos and Expats who get the Cov-idiot vaccine in Latin America:\

Another crazy “boots on the ground” story.

#2- Gun ownership recommendations for Gringos and Expats in Latin America:

In my 30 years of living in Latin America, I’ve owned at least a half dozen guns here (legally). Her are my firearms recommendations and tips…

#3- A word regarding the endless frustrations and hair pulling involved when trying to locate street addresses in Latin America:

#4- The problem with street signs in Latin America:

#5- Fast and simple ways to keep your Latin American smartphone anonymous and secure:

#6- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feeling quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

Friday May 07, 2021

The Expat Files - 05.07.21

Friday May 07, 2021

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #1052 FRI, MAY 07 (05-07-21)

JOHNNY’S JANUARY 2021 LATIN AMERICAN “EXPAT INSIDER” SEMINAR HAS BEEN POSTPONED DUE TO BAD SCIENCE AND US GOVT STUPIDITY:

The latest Latin American Seminar was scheduled for January 8^th thru 14^th, 2021. However, since the “usual suspect’ Cov-Idiot knuckleheads in government along with talking head scientists (in the pocket of big pharma) arbitrarily place restrictions at airports and impose new lockdowns (i.e. Soviet style house arrests), please stay tuned for the new rescheduled dates (estimated to be in late Summer). That will happen when US and Latin America airports drop the Cov-idiot test requirements, scheduled to be when so-called "Herd Immunity" has been achieved. We’re on it and will keep you posted…

#1- Here’s what you didn’t know about the never ending flow of illegals to the states and the involvement of local area godfather type “expediters” in charge of the Coyote business:

#2- Buying a car in Latin America:

Tips and advice that will save expats and gringos a ton of grief

#3- More on my summer job on the Chicago street department “Dead Dog” crew:

It was actually the 2^nd worst job in the world. Now of course you’re wondering about s the worst job, right? I almost signed up for that one too… lucky thing I didn’t.

#4- Some overly disgusting Latin American habits you will cringe at:

Do gringos ever fully accept and get over them?

#5- What do you really know about illegal Latinos getting caught at the border and deported?

You think you have a good idea about what’s going on, but most everyone gets the the facts all wrong. Ever wonder the “real” odds of a person getting caught? Is it a sure thing or a stupid gamble? You’ll be surprised.

#6- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feeling quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

Sunday May 02, 2021

The Expat Files - 05.02.21

Sunday May 02, 2021

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #1051 SUN, MAY 02 (05-02-21)

JOHNNY’S JANUARY 2021 LATIN AMERICAN “EXPAT INSIDER” SEMINAR HAS BEEN POSTPONED DUE TO BAD SCIENCE AND US GOVT STUPIDITY:

The latest Latin American Seminar was scheduled for January 8^th thru 14^th, 2021. However, since the “usual suspect’ Cov-Idiot knuckleheads in government along with talking head scientists (in the pocket of big pharma) arbitrarily place restrictions at airports and impose new lockdowns (i.e. Soviet style house arrests), please stay tuned for the new rescheduled dates (estimated to be in late Summer). That will happen when US and Latin America airports drop the Cov-idiot test requirements, scheduled to be when so-called "Herd Immunity" has been achieved. We’re on it and will keep you posted…

#1- “PORTA ARMAS?” That’s a question Latino cops will always ask when you get pulled over at a traffic stop:

It means “Are you carrying a gun?” Wow, say what? So then what are you supposed to do and say? Not to worry and here’s why…..

#2- Traffic cops, pedestrians, crap-cars and terrible Latino drivers- PART 2:

#3- What the media never tells you about common criminals with rap sheets:

#4- How gringos pay their lawyers to manipulate the Latin Court System: PART 1:

#5- When Gringos end up in Jail:

Today we discuss how Gringos and Expats can avoid spending time in a Latin jail even if they do something very stupid and actually deserve it.

#6- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feeling quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

Friday Apr 30, 2021

The Expat Files - 04.30.21

Friday Apr 30, 2021

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #1050 FRI, APR 30 (04-30-21)

JOHNNY’S JANUARY 2021 LATIN AMERICAN “EXPAT INSIDER” SEMINAR HAS BEEN POSTPONED DUE TO BAD SCIENCE AND US GOVT STUPIDITY:

The latest Latin American Seminar was scheduled for January 8^th thru 14^th, 2021. However, since the “usual suspect’ Cov-Idiot knuckleheads in government along with talking head scientists (in the pocket of big pharma) arbitrarily place restrictions at airports and impose new lockdowns (i.e. Soviet style house arrests), please stay tuned for the new rescheduled dates (estimated to be in late Summer). That will happen when US and Latin America airports drop the Cov-idiot test requirements, scheduled to be when so-called "Herd Immunity" has been achieved. We’re on it and will keep you posted…

#1- How to hack a PCR test (ahhem.. this is for informational purposes only):

#2- When gringo/expats inherit Latino kids through marriage:

It happens to thousands of gringos and gringas every year and it could can happen to you too. Today we have a few unspoken tips on the subject and stark “boots on the ground” story

#3- A note about the coolest daytime waking and hangout spots and how to quickly locate theses areas in whatever Latin city you happen to be in:

#4- WTF? I’m suddenly running into more and more Gringos and Expats on testosterone doses these days:

Used to be just Viagra and Cialis… now it's testosterone.

#5- The Gringo “Savior Complex”:

Though it’s not mentioned much, it’s a persistent phenomena right up there with “Gringo Advantage” and it's not just a do-gooders thing either. Its a noble gesture that can often be a double-edged sword. So look out.

#6- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feeling quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

Sunday Apr 25, 2021

The Expat Files - 04.25.21

Sunday Apr 25, 2021

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #1049 SUN, APR 25 (04-25-21)

JOHNNY’S JANUARY 2021 LATIN AMERICAN “EXPAT INSIDER” SEMINAR HAS BEEN POSTPONED DUE TO BAD SCIENCE AND US GOVT STUPIDITY:

The latest Latin American Seminar was scheduled for January 8^th thru 14^th, 2021. However, since the “usual suspect’ Cov-Idiot knuckleheads in government along with talking head scientists (in the pocket of big pharma) arbitrarily place restrictions at airports and impose new lockdowns (i.e. Soviet style house arrests), please stay tuned for the new rescheduled dates (estimated to be in late Summer). That will happen when US and Latin America airports drop the Cov-idiot test requirements, scheduled to be when so-called "Herd Immunity" has been achieved. We’re on it and will keep you posted…

#1- Mail, courier and package forwarding service tricks and hacks Gringos and Expats need to know:

It may seem strange, but Expats and Gringos in Latin America order all kinds of stuff online just as people in the states do. However, many new green Gringos routinely get their stuff caught up in customs and often overpay. Today we show you tricks I’ve personally learned along the way…

#2- What you need to know about getting that important FBI “good conduct” report:

Remember, an FBI report is required whenever you apply for residency in a Latin American country

#3- The ins and outs of using OLX.com (or encuentra24.com as it’s known in some countries) is Latin America’s best and most widely used Craig’s list type service. BTW, Gringos and Expats often lament that OLX.com is difficult to maneuver because it’s in Spanish. But I claim that’s a good thing because the site targets locals and not Gringos and thus gringo prices are not the standard

#4- Why Panama is off my radar as a Plan B destination:

A nice place to visit but I would't want to live there.

#5- The truth about “climate change” in Latin America:

#6- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feeling quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

Friday Apr 23, 2021

The Expat Files - 04.23.21

Friday Apr 23, 2021

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #1048 FRI, APR 23 (04-23-21):

JOHNNY’S JANUARY 2021 LATIN AMERICAN “EXPAT INSIDER” SEMINAR HAS BEEN POSTPONED DUE TO BAD SCIENCE AND US GOVT STUPIDITY:

The latest Latin American Seminar was scheduled for January 8^th thru 14^th, 2021. However, since the “usual suspect’ Cov-Idiot knuckleheads in government along with talking head scientists (in the pocket of big pharma) arbitrarily place restrictions at airports and impose new lockdowns (i.e. Soviet style house arrests), please stay tuned for the new rescheduled dates (estimated to be in late Summer). That will happen when US and Latin America airports drop the Cov-idiot test requirements, scheduled to be when so-called "Herd Immunity" has been achieved. We’re on it and will keep you posted…

#1- More from Johnny’s “hate mail” bag:

Today we dig deeper into it:

#2- The “real” dope on STEM CELL clinics and treatments in Latin America:

When doing an internet search, one will inevitably get an “edited” search giving the 1^st world big pharma FDA-medical industrial complex version of the Stem Cell story. Do consider that it’s NOT at all in big medicine’s interest to see USA patients opt out of the expensive and disfiguring joint replacement surgery mill and hop a flight south of the border. When reviewing random “usual suspect” articles and blogs, you’ll read that Stem Cells may or may not work and that some treatments aren’t FDA approved and therefore not available in the states. You’ll read that if Stem Cells do work the effect will be temporary. Well today you’ll hear the unedited, unbiased details. Not the medical/industrial machine party line. You’ll get the real dope for example, on why professional athletes of all kinds avoid knee and joint surgery by making the trek to certain Latin American Stem Cell clinics (by the planeload).

#3- “Agua Pura “and other Latin American myths:

More disgusting news about water supplies and what do to about it.

#4- This week's Cov-Idiot travel update:

#5- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feeling quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#6- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":