The Expat Files: Living in Latin America

The Expat Files - 04.01.22

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #1137 FRI, APR 01 (04-01-22) 

#1- Cellphone contract and non-contract plans explained:

#2- How certain Latin mechanics and car body shops gouge and swindle:

Today’s first “boots on the ground” story

 

#3- Cellphone theft in Latin America:

Will you let it it happen to you?

#4- Funerals death and dying in Latin America -PART 2

#5- Latino Loans Sharks –PART 2

#6- Cov-idiot sheeple in Latin America:

#7- The below average IQ conundrum in Latin America:

Why some countries will always be considered “third world”

#8- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#9- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

 

The Expat Files - 03.28.22

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #1136 SUN, MAR 27 (03-27-22)  

#1- Going “off the grid” in the age of ramping inflation and the inevitability of huge energy price increases:

Today we discuss the latest, greatest, simplest, easiest and most economical solar panel, battery and inverter setups. These are the systems I would choose for myself if I were installing a complete off grid system today. Going solar makes great sense right now, especially while the payback time (break even time) is so much shorter than it ever was. Not to mention there are fantastic DIY systems that can be assembled in just one day, by practically anyone with a toolbox and just average handyman skills.     

 

#2- The strange history of Irish people in Latin America

Who knew there were so many thousands of “Irish” Mexicans?

 

#3- The continuing story of Johnny and Expat File show haters*:

People are always curious about my online haters. Every media person worth his salt has a cadre of them. Yes, the lame tactics of cancel culture vultures are out there. They're mostly comprised of sensitive snowflakes (woke-flakes) and unexceptional losers who are all for free speech and the 1st amendment - unless it collides with their own views. Today we provide some examples of Johnny's online haters.

 

*Important caveat: some sympathy is in order for those boring online trolls and failures who have been dealt a bad hand in life.   

 

#4- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#5- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files - 03.25.22

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #1135 FRI, MAR 25 (03-25-22)  

#1- The Gringo Advantage and "dumb” luck: 

#2- Latin politicians relax the vax and mask mandates:

Funny thing, though they should have been ditched for scientific reasons a year ago, that’s not the case at all. They’re being scratched for the severe dent they have put in Latin tourism.  

#3- The problem with WhatsApp:

How it can bite you in the ass. 

#4- Latin Cupid dating sites exposed:

Gringos and Gringas beware! 

#5- When Expats get propositioned by Latinos and Latinas: 

#6- “Carbon Credits” Latin Style:

Confused by “Net Zero” carbon credits? Today we discuss how certain Latin American companies use synthetic govt mandated fantasy carbon credits as a license to print funny money. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is forced to ante up on the other end (and Uncle Sam gets his usual massive cut).

#7- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files - 03.20.22

#1- Self-defense and situational awareness tips for Gringos and Expats and should carry while jogging and walking:

Gringos and Expats walk all over the place and today we discuss how to stay safe, secure and confident while out and about.  

 

#2- When Latinos get fed up with the system and take the law into their own hands:

The legal systems in both Latin America and the USA are twisted and corrupt. The difference being that in Latin America, when the local citizens get fed up with govt inaction, they’ll sometimes unite to punish a criminal in the town square…    

#3- What's up with gas prices in Latin America?

#4- The Latin American “Daylight Savings Time” conundrum:

#5- What Gringos and Expats need to know about Funerals, Cemeteries, Testaments and Wills:

#6- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat File - 03.18.22

#1- When Expats Fail:

Today an upscale Panama real estate agent (a Latino with a hundred plus gringo clients) gives his opinions and observations regarding 30+ gringos he personally knows who have started businesses. Most have succeeded but some have failed. Today we find out why.         

 

#2- The problem with gringos and expats who are ahead of the curve:

Are you a victim of the “you’re never a hero in your home town” syndrome? Join the crowd..   

 

#3- How gringos continuously scam health insurance companies (for fun and profit) and get away with it:

Just when you thought things in the states couldn’t get worse, today we have more sad (but stealthy) first hand examples as to why the US healthcare and financial system have nowhere to go but down. The question is, how come it hasn’t crashed and burned already?  

 

#4- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#5- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

 

 

The Expat Files - 03.13.22

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #1132 SUN, MAR 13 (03-13-22)  

#1- Going Naked- The case of Gringos without locally obtained Health Insurance:

Most gringos and expats who are over 65 can’t get private health insurance here in Latin America. At first it can be worrisome, but when they realize its a land of extraordinarily low medical costs many gringos accept it and don’t mind paying out of pocket.

Today we follow a 70 something gringo's “boots on the ground” journey for his doctor prescribed tests at a private hospital/clinic. He is one of those older guys who must pay out of pocket since he doesn’t qualify for an insurance plan.      

 

#2- Little known facts and tips for Gringos and Expats with or without “private “Latin American healthcare insurance:

Most people don’t realize that Latin American "private" hospitals, clinics and laboratories are rated by local insurance companies as either “A”,”B” or “C”. So what’s the difference? Are the “A” rated ones better than the B’s or C’s? Which ones should gringos and expats select? Today we have all the dope and you’ll find out…     

#3- The “luck of the Irish” in Latin America:

#4- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#5- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

 

The Expat Files - 03.11.22

#1- What Latin Americans really think about the Gringos and Expats who live in their midst:

What friendly Latinos say to your face is not necessarily what they are saying to each other behind closed doors, behind your back and in private. Here’s the dirt….   

 

#2- When the gringo “tourist trail“ is not really the gringo tourist trail at all:

Most green gringos and newbee expats get it all wrong. There are actually three different tourist trails in Latin America and they shouldn’t be confused. Today we discuss why they are separate, distinct and have their own character.  Here's what you need to know...

 

#3- Gringos and their Beach Houses:

You might want to pay attention to this rant if you plan on owning or renting a Latin American beach house.

 

#4- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#5- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com 

and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files - 03.06.22

#1- Un-vaxxed people in Latin America: #2- How Latin American doctors treat Covid cases:It’s different, more effective and vastly cheaper than the way it’s done up by you.

#3- Tips for gringos on how to buy Ivermectin in Latin America:
#4- A word about those repulsive, loudmouth, woke gringos who dominate Expat blogs, and Expat anti-social media:Today we provide proof of that unfortunate saying, “the most beautiful sound in the world is the sound of your own voice”
#5- More things not to like about the gringo tourist trail, when woke gringo idiots find each other and join forces:Now a word about woke gringos who continuously poop in paradise (with projectile diarrhea)

#6- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com 
and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files - 03.04.22

#1- On the ground with successful illegals who have returned to Latin America:

Today we interview Latino success stories who voluntarily left the USA, returning in triumph to their birthplace El Salvador. The question is... why do you think they threw in the towel on the "American Dream"?

 

#2- Oddball Latino names PART 2:

What were their parents thinking?

 

#3- That blistering Latin American sun:

Sunburn, tans, skin cancer.... whatever happened to the hole in the ozone layer?

 

#4- A word or two about GOOD umbrellas, you will certainly need one or two:

NOPE, this is NOT a boring topic. Just remember there is a 6 month long rainy season and you will need to know this info. Note that most umbrellas are crap and won't hold up in the rainy season.    

 

#5- Health Insurance tips and pointers for Gringos and Expats:

And why private health insurance for gringos in Mexico can be more than twice as expensive as it is in countries that are south of south of the border.

#6- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files - 02.28.22

#1-On the ground at the latest “Expat Insider” Seminar:

What it’s really like at ground zero on “Bitcoin Beach” in El Salvador and much more…

 

#2- “Boots on the ground” conversations with deported Latinos:

Today we talk to Latinos in their home country, most of whom have been deported from the USA multiple times. How does that happen?

 

#3- Ever wonder what’s on a regular work-a-day Latino’s bucket/wish list?:

You’ll be surprised. Their lists are different than mine or yours…

 

#4- The strangeness of Latino and Latina “bragging rights”:

Whether we demonstrate them or not, we all have bragging rights and certain points of pride. What are yours?

 

#5- The absolute Craziness of Latin American Restaurant Menus and QR codes:

 

#7- For your copy of JOHNNY MUELLER’S- 100 PAGE “LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT” just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the report link