The Expat Files: Living in Latin America

The Expat Files 9.10.23

#1- Where are the big butt and obese “barbie” dolls?

Realism is supposed to be valued right? It’s been proven that no normal human can have the proportions of a standard barbie doll.

#2- Latinos and their switch to terrible modern diets:

 

#3- What you didn’t know about “Dick Pics” and Latinas:

Yes, Latinas get bombarded with them on those cupid dating sites… so then how do Latinas react to such crudeness?

 

#4- Fake Latino doctors and BBL surgery:

How to qualify the credentials of plastic surgeons in Latin America:    

 

#5- What to do when a Latino or Expat hits you up for a loan:

Tips on how to weasel out of it with diplomacy and panache

#6 Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

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#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

The Expat Files 9.08.23

Descriptions- THE EXPAT FILES SHOW #1273 FRI, SEPT 08 (09-08-23)

 

#1- Don’t get scammed by a ‘Chapiadora”:

It’s a common green gringo trap- the fact that so many ‘starved for love” gringos fall for the first sexy Latina who pays them any mind. There’s actually a word for certain Latina ladies who go after gringos for their money (Chapiadoras).  

 

#2- Latinos are NOT color blind:  

 

#3- How fat folks are viewed in Latin America:

#4- Diplomatic tips for all of you Agnostic and/or Atheist gringos out there:

 

#5- How NOT to get scammed on those Cupid Dating sites:

Wow to give yourself a fighting chance of meeting a real live normal person

#6- Are Latinas really more affectionate than 1^st world ladies?

Or is it just a wild rumor?              

#7 Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

The Expat Files 9.03.23

#1- Tips from a retired air marshal about terrorism in the 1^st world versus the 3^rd world: 

 

#2- What’s with the increase in TSA- like shakedowns at popular tourist sites worldwide?  

 

#3- Another ubiquitous Latin American “road hazard” explained:

 

#4- Why I will never step foot back in Chicago:

 

#5- 63 more reasons to get out of dodge while you still can:  

 

#6- A top water filter brand gets sued after caught lying about the effectiveness of their product:             

 

#7 Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

The Expat Files 8.27.23

#1- The state of “affirmative action" and “equity” hiring in Latin America: 

 

#2- The Nepotism epidemic in Latin America:

And why its good news for your gringo advantage in business...

 

#3- Ever heard of “stick therapy”?

It’s alive and well in Latin America and everyone but criminals and cops love it…

 

#4- There’s a severe shortage of whining, woke journalists in Latin America:

Is it because they’re all up in the States and Canada?

#5- Maybe I’m too anal but…..:

#6- A “boots on the ground” blast from the past story that will make you cry:         

 

#7 Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files 8.25.23

#1- Do the Brits really have the worst teeth on the planet?  

#2- I often wonder why disagreeable “woke” gringa tourists even bother to come down:   

#3- Johnny tells a dysfunctional family story: 

#4- A Funny things happen at Latin American laundromat:

#5- A dozen more reasons to get the hell out of dodge:

#6- Today you’ll hear the most Un-PC email I’ve ever read:           

 

#7 Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

 

#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files 8.20.23

#1- What’s wrong with Brazil?   

 

#2- will you die a slow death by Reggeton?

Or can one learn to block it out like a screaming infant or nails on a blackboard? 

#3- More bad Air B&B news for expat investors: 

 

#4- Are the daily and weekly Lotto's in Latin America legit?

Here’s what you need to know... 

#5- Love and Romance for gringos and gringas in Latin America –PART 10: 

#6- When getting out of Dodge ain’t necessarily easy:   

#7 Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

 #8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files 8.18.23

#1- The dope on contaminated and unhygienic food in Latin America: 

#2- How to comport yourself at a Latino house dinner invite:   

#3- Strange food at the dinner party... what’s a gringo to do?  

 

#4- My 100% successful cucaracha eradication plan: 

#5- Why the US press hates president Bukele and El Salvador: 

#6- New strange theories on why the Mayans died off: 

#7 Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypo consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files 8.13.23

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #1267 SUN, AUG 13 (08-13-23)  

 

#1- What your neighbors will be like at a $20 a night hotel in Latin America: 

#2- Latino gym rats with pot bellies explained:  

#3- Ozempic and other new weight loss drug use in Latin America: 

 

#4- Fentanyl and opioid fakes in Latin American pharmacies: 

#5- 145 million new reasons to get out of dodge: 

#6- When newly arrived gringos blow their wad too early and suffer for it:       

#7- About those green and blue-haired old Gringa ladies… 

#8- Feeling suddenly rich in Latin America: 

#9 Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

#10- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

 

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 and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files 8.11.23

#1- Have you heard of the hard hand “mano dura” police activates in Latin America? 

#2- The 1^st world media’s secret war against El Salvador and President Bukele:  

 

#3- Scammed in Latin America (again): 

#4- An update on the latest extortion techniques happening in Latin America right now:

#5- There’s big trouble with Chinese restaurants in Latin America:

#6- Health, food and sanitation inspections in Latin America:

Here’s what you need to know....      

#7- Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files 7.30.23

#1- Latin American kids:

There are differences you will notice right away...

#2- An entitled Latina rich girl sounds off:

 

#3- Tattoo parlors in Latin America:

The things you definitely need to know

#4- A visit to a cut rate Latino barber shop:

#5- A word about “banana republics:

#6- More Latin American Air B&B news:

#7- Ever wonder how Argentines cope with 100% year over year inflation?  

#8- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

#9- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.