The Expat Files: Living in Latin America

The Expat Files 6.04.23

The Expat Files 6.04.23

#1- Airlines and their hidden extra charges:
You should be pissed off.. I am..
#2- A libertarian woman in Guatemala you will certainly be hearing about:

#3- Airline baggage hacks I have learned to use:

#4- Tips I’ve learned the hard way for keeping unwanted critters and insects out of your Latin American residence: 

#5- How should you set up your surveillance camera system in your Latin residence:
The cameras and systems I use, what NOT to use, and everything else you wanted to know about monitoring your property
#6- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files 6-02-23

#1- A funny thing happened on my way to a Latin American Mother’s Day party:

This you won’t believe!

#2- Latino nicknames and names you can’t believe a parent would give a poor newborn kid:

#3- Why do these things keep happening to me?

#4- Beyond RLS (i.e. Restless Leg Syndrome):

 

#5- What do Latinos think about the Russian Ukrainian war? And what’s been happening with the Russians who’ve been living and/or vacationing in Latin America?

 

#6- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files 5-28-23

#1- Airlines and their hidden extra charges:
You should be pissed off.. I am..
#2- A libertarian woman in Guatemala you will certainly be hearing about:

#3- Airline baggage hacks I have learned to use:

#4- Tips I’ve learned the hard way for keeping unwanted critters and insects out of your Latin American residence: 

#5- How should you set up your surveillance camera system in your Latin residence:
The cameras and systems I use, what NOT to use, and everything else you wanted to know about monitoring your property
#6- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files 5.26.23

#1- Little known scams Latinos use to get 'legal' USA or EEU residency:

As millions of illegals amass on the US southern border in order to sneak in, tens of thousands of illegals stay at home and go online to accomplish a better version of the same thing quasi-legally. The scam is to pay legal US Latino residents to enter into a fraudulent marriage. Its a fast track to instant US permanent residency for anyone who is single and gas a few grand...   

 

#2- “Awesome” common Spanish filler words explained:

You should know these extremely common filler words since you will hear them spoken a hundred times a day

 

#3- The death of Common Sense:

We all know Common Sense has been dead and buried in the states, but do you know it’s been killed off in Europe and the UK too? Meaning, when you vote with your feet you should NEVER have a Plan B in Europe or the UK either…   

 

#4- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#5- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files 5.21.23

#1- A word about Avocados, they are found everywhere in Latin America but why are they so inconsistent? Why do some taste great and others like a wet sponge, almost not worth eating at all? 

#2- Mexico’s latest Medical Tourism healthcare scare explained:  

 

#3- Today we have an American dentist chiming in a warning on the state and quality of dentistry in Mexico (and other countries south of the border):

 

#4- Johnny discovers he has a brand new "old" disease:

But don’t worry, woke American doctors and big Pharma have come to the rescue…      

#5- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#6- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files 05.19.23

#1- You need to hear what you haven’t been told about the lunacy that happened in Panama during the cov-idiot lockdown:  

#2- 10 more reasons Panama is a nice place to visit but I‘d never want to live or have my Plan B there:  

#3- Have you heard about those UN-funded migrant rest camps for illegals on the move in Latin America? 
#4- What’s up with those illegal Latinos who’ve been deported from the states 3 or 4 times? 

#5- the little things you will learn to hate as you get older and wiser:
#6- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files 5.14.23

#1- About those toxic gringo expats in Latin America:
How they make the rest of us the look bad and how (after they have thoroughly ruined the states) they keep piling in to Latin America.  

#2- The endearing, and not so endearing habits, of Latinos: 
You will have to learn how to suppress your urge to change them or complain because it won’t help
#3- More of what you didn’t know about counterfeit dough in Latin America:

#4- Can CBDC (central bank digital currencies) come to Latin American countries:
Will the locals adapt? What will happen then?  

#5- Top cleaning lady and maid hiring tips for gringos and expats:
#6- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files - 05.12.23

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #1242, FRI, MAY 12 (05-12-23) 

 

#1- Everything you need to know about the presence of snakes, reptiles and other repulsive critters: 

How often might you encounter those creatures? Are they poisonous or agressive? Might they get into your house? Should you worry? Today we have a few expat boots on the ground “varmint in the house” stories.  

#2- Tips on how to snake and varmint proof your house: 

You will want to know these things, especially if you plan to live in the boonies

#3- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#4- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files - 05.07.23

#1- Cheapskate "tacano" gringos living in Latin America:

#2- Top 10 reasons why Latinos get divorced or split up:
They are the same reasons for American divorces but prioritized in a much different order 
#3- Stubborn gringo expats who just can’t or won’t speak Spanish: 

#4- Hitting the Spanish language plateau: 
It will happen to you...

#5- Amazing hidden Real Estate deals in Venezuela: 
#6- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files - 05.05.23

#1- The real cost of living in Latin America; 
#2- What about Altiplano living in El Salvador?Does El Salvador even have an altiplano?

#3- Are you an expat hypocrite like me?

#4- How to use StartMail.com and ProtonMail.com email aliases addresses and why you absolutely need to use them:   

#5- Here's what you need to know about car odometer tampering and Carfax reports in Latin America:There's a whole lotta tampering going on... 

#6- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.