The Expat Files: Living in Latin America

The Expat Files 8.20.23

#1- What’s wrong with Brazil?   

 

#2- will you die a slow death by Reggeton?

Or can one learn to block it out like a screaming infant or nails on a blackboard? 

#3- More bad Air B&B news for expat investors: 

 

#4- Are the daily and weekly Lotto's in Latin America legit?

Here’s what you need to know... 

#5- Love and Romance for gringos and gringas in Latin America –PART 10: 

#6- When getting out of Dodge ain’t necessarily easy:   

#7 Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

 #8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files 8.18.23

#1- The dope on contaminated and unhygienic food in Latin America: 

#2- How to comport yourself at a Latino house dinner invite:   

#3- Strange food at the dinner party... what’s a gringo to do?  

 

#4- My 100% successful cucaracha eradication plan: 

#5- Why the US press hates president Bukele and El Salvador: 

#6- New strange theories on why the Mayans died off: 

#7 Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypo consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files 8.13.23

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #1267 SUN, AUG 13 (08-13-23)  

 

#1- What your neighbors will be like at a $20 a night hotel in Latin America: 

#2- Latino gym rats with pot bellies explained:  

#3- Ozempic and other new weight loss drug use in Latin America: 

 

#4- Fentanyl and opioid fakes in Latin American pharmacies: 

#5- 145 million new reasons to get out of dodge: 

#6- When newly arrived gringos blow their wad too early and suffer for it:       

#7- About those green and blue-haired old Gringa ladies… 

#8- Feeling suddenly rich in Latin America: 

#9 Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

#10- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

 

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 and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files 8.11.23

#1- Have you heard of the hard hand “mano dura” police activates in Latin America? 

#2- The 1^st world media’s secret war against El Salvador and President Bukele:  

 

#3- Scammed in Latin America (again): 

#4- An update on the latest extortion techniques happening in Latin America right now:

#5- There’s big trouble with Chinese restaurants in Latin America:

#6- Health, food and sanitation inspections in Latin America:

Here’s what you need to know....      

#7- Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2022 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files 7.30.23

#1- Latin American kids:

There are differences you will notice right away...

#2- An entitled Latina rich girl sounds off:

 

#3- Tattoo parlors in Latin America:

The things you definitely need to know

#4- A visit to a cut rate Latino barber shop:

#5- A word about “banana republics:

#6- More Latin American Air B&B news:

#7- Ever wonder how Argentines cope with 100% year over year inflation?  

#8- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

#9- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files 7.28.23

#1- “Poor Johnny… what a delusional dummy”:

Yup... that’s what the folks were thinking some 30 years ago.      

 

#2- A new Expat exclusive dating site has been launched:

Yet another enterprising gringo (gringa) addresses a neglected business niche 

#3- There are hidden forces conspiring against your “Plan B”:  

#4- How unwanted Illegal aliens in the USA learn their scams and tricks:

#5- Latin American “Street Justice“ rides again!

#6- More “snakes in the house” stories:

 

#7- It can only happen in Latin America:

Yet another head-scratching “boots on the ground” story   

#8- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

#9- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

 

The Expat Files 7.23.23

#1- There’s a kind of Montezuma’s revenge they’re not telling you about: 

#2- How many people really do end up getting out of Dodge? 

#3- Nose jobs, plastic surgery and other fun stories:  

 

#4- Koreans in Latin America:

Don’t ever call them Chinos.. they hate that!

#5- Chat GPT and AI’s effect on Expat businesses and business ideas:

#6- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

 

The Expat Files 7.21.23

#1- What some of us dislike about certain Gringo Expats:

 

#2- The three types of Latin American shopping malls:

What you definitely need to know before you go…

#3- Silly (even cringy) Expat love stories: 

 

#4- When Expats make stupid investments:

it could happen to you...

#5- How certain clever Gringo/Expat Hotel owners survived the Cov-idiot lockdown:

#6- When older Gringa Expats hook up with young studly Latinos: 

#7- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files 7.16.23

#1- More “boots on the ground“ El Salvador dope:

The inside story on why the first world media keeps smearing Pres. Bukele  

 

#2- Things that keep stressing out Gringos and Expats:

What Expats continuously harp about when they get together

  

#3- DYK Latin America is an expat  bullshitter’s Paradise? 

#4- Viagra and Gringo Expats:

#5- A Gringo love story gone sour:

#6- Mating/Dating and kid baggage in the Latin American romance scene:  

#7- There’s something rotten in Argentina you need to know about…  

#8- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

#9- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

The Expat Files 7.14.23

#1- What Latinos think of their own governments (and ours):

#2- What’s up with the explosion of Chinese car sales in Latin America?

#3- Public Displays of Affection and other romantic embarrassments:  

#4- Auto-Hotels and quickie sex encounters in Latin America:

#5- Cracking down on fat frequent fliers:

#6- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feel quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com

 

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.