The Expat Files: Living in Latin America

The Expat Files 1.14.24

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8^th thru Friday, March 15^th, 2024.

For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser:

https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/

 

NOTE: You have till Feb 1^st 2024 to get in on the earlybird discounts …after Feb 1^st we are back to regular pricing

 

#2- Are you not panicked about the recent revelation that on average 250,000 nano and microplastic particles are floting around in every liter of bottled water?

I have been warning about this for years yet few people would listen  

 

#3- Which country is a better choice for a Plan B… Guatemala or El Salvador?

In which country is the gringo advantage strongest?

 

#4- Passport and citizenship by investment:

Are they legit or just dodgy programs for rich guys?  

#5- Latin American car insurance tips for gringos and expats:

#6- Car theft in Latin America:

#7- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

The Expat Files 1.12.24

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8^th thru Friday, March 15^th, 2024. For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser: 

https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/

#2- Luggage wars and airport carousel battles:

 

#3- How to find an incompetent MD in Latin America:

What percentage of Latino doctors are incompetent?

Today we discuss a very important topic….what you absolutely need to know about selecting your Latin American doctor.  

#4- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

#5- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

The Expat Files 1.07.24

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8^th thru Friday, March 15^th, 2024. For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser: 

https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/ 

#2- Gringo road rage in Latin America: 

#3- Drinking and driving in Latin America: 

#4- The Gringo habit of buying cars for their Latina girlfriends: 

#5- The tailgating epidemic on Latin America roadways: 

#6- The extreme bathtub shortage in Latin American homes: 

#7- Blabbermouth tree-hugging NGO “eco-hypocrites” are everywhere: 

#8- Why so many expat couples who come to Latin America eventually crash and burn: 

 

#9- The real trouble with the “Passport Bros” movement:

Most of the passport bros guys I’ve met here in Latin America are low-class, poorly educated American schlubs (with shit vocabularies)… guys I’d never want to hang with…   

#10- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

#11- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

The Expat Files 1.05.24

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8^th thru Friday, March 15^th, 2024. For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser: 

https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/

 

#2- Latino Cop speed traps and Radar guns:

Do they know what they are doing and can you negotiate with them?

 

#3- Bribing Latino cops:

To bribe or not to bribe, what you need to know..

 

#4- The problems with Wikipedia:

Latinos are super naive. They think Wiki is a miracle and it’s the last word in truth, while smart gringo/expats are highly skeptical and realize its been diabolically captured by big money, big govt and big Pharma. 

 

#5- Whats wrong with Ecuador?

A nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there…  

#6- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

 

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

The Expat Files 12.31.23

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8^th thru Friday, March 15^th, 2024.

For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser:

https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/

 

#2- Macho “abuse of power” in Latin America- PART 2:

Three Latina lady victims tell how they were abused by macho men with some power and status over them…

 

#3- Being Gay in LA:

It might not surprise you… but there is a USA Gay sugar-daddy phone app connection that will surprise you…  

 

#4- Oops! When gringos inadvertently impregnate their Latina GFs:

Since abortion is almost never an option (in such heavily Catholic societies) then what?

#5- Worst car buying mistakes gringos make in Latin America:    

 

#6- Are you a “finicky” anal gringo?

Here are some tips that will help you survive in Latin America…  

 

#7- More reasons National Healthcare options in Latin America suck:

Don’t let a country’s National Healthcare system influence your Plan B decision…  

#8- After just 1 week in office, Javier Milei starts draining the Argentine swamp by cutting 5000 govt jobs and more …

#9- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

#10- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

The Expat Files 12.29.23

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8^th thru Friday, March 15^th, 2024.For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser:

https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/

 

#2- DYK that Latinos living in Altiplano regions have measureably longer lifespans and better quality of life than those at sea level?

Very true but you’ll never guess why…

 

#3- When gringos (without prescriptions) visit Latin American pharmacies:

A “boots on the ground” story

 

#4- A weird thought experiment:

What if, all of the sudden, USA pharmacies eliminated the necessity of a doctor’s prescription (like in Latin American pharmacies)? Would we all eat antibiotics like candy and/or become opioid addicts?   

 

#5- Why so many boomers and gen X’ers have learned to hate live music concerts:

A former concert loving listener chimes in…

 

#6- Rampant “abuse of power” in Latin American universities- PART 1

A Latina lady victim chimes in on how she enacted her bit of sweet revenge…     

#7- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

 

#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

The Expat Files 12.24.23

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8^th thru Friday, March 15^th, 2024.

For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser:

https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/

#2- Rainwater collection in Latin America:

#3- Confessions of a water (H2O) thief:

#4- Fireplaces and wood burning in Latin America:

#5- The safety delusion of gringos living in Mexico:

 

#6- The shortsighted optimism of gringos and their unrealistic real estate projections:

#7-When your “Plan B” suddenly needs a “Plan -C”

 

#8- How Mexican criminals are using “Whatsapp” to track and stalk people:

And here Latinos (and you) thought Whatsapp was such a fun and easy boon to seamless communication…

#9- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

#10- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

The Expat Files 12.17.23

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8^th thru Friday, March 15^th, 2024.

For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser:

https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/

#2- Are we losing our Gringo Advantage?

 

#3- An Expat dilemma:

So many Expat successes in business yet so many Expat failures in the love and romance department…

#4- Disagreeable gringo syndrome:

#5- I’ll never understand why so many gringos bring their whiny, entitled, tic-tock addicted adolescent kids on overseas vacations...

#6- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

The Expat Files 12.15.23

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8^th thru Friday, March 15^th, 2024.

For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser:

https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/

#2-  “Tis the season” but somehow I’m not seeing much good will towards men: 

#3- What you need to know about expats living in Colombia:

 

#4- How gringos and expats slowly contaminate their Latina wives and girlfriends:

Another crazy “boots on the ground” story

 

#5- How Latino bad guys dupe gringos and expats:

You need to hear this hair-raising “boots on the ground” story…

#6- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com 

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

The Expat Files 12.10.23

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8^th thru Friday, March 15^th, 2024.

For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser: