Episodes

Sunday Nov 10, 2019
Expat Files - 11.10.19
Sunday Nov 10, 2019
Sunday Nov 10, 2019
Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #904 SUN, NOV 10 (11-10-2019):
#7- Check out my “The Expat Files” You Tube channel. See all the fun slides and photos that go along with each show. There are now more than 150 shows posted on my YouTube channel so have a look.

Friday Nov 08, 2019
Expat Files - 11.08.19
Friday Nov 08, 2019
Friday Nov 08, 2019
Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #903 FRI, NOV 08 (11-08-2019):
#1- Registration is now open for Johnny Mueller’s Jan 2020 “Expat Insider” seminar:
The week-long “Expat Insider Seminar” in Central America is scheduled for Friday, Jan 10th through Thursday Jan 16th, 2020. Join me on my January 2020 adventure and get a 2 to 5 year head start on your own “Plan B”. To get in on the early-bird discounts just go to www.theexpatfiles.com and click on the seminar link, or email me at: theexpatfiles@gmail.com.
#2- Racism and Class-ism in Latin America- PART 3
#3- The unspoken truth about living on or near the gringo tourist trail:
#6- What you need to know about food contamination in Latin America:
#8- What in the hell is a gringo “fix” and will you need one?
#9- Check out my “The Expat Files” You Tube channel. See all the fun slides and photos that go along with each show. There are now more than 150 shows posted on my YouTube channel so have a look.

Sunday Nov 03, 2019
Expat Files - 11.03.19
Sunday Nov 03, 2019
Sunday Nov 03, 2019
Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #902 SUN, NOV 03 (11-03-2019):
#1- Registration is now open for Johnny Mueller’s Jan 2020 “Expat Insider” seminar:
The week-long “Expat Insider Seminar” in Central America is scheduled for Friday, Jan 10th through Thursday Jan 16th, 2020. Join me on my January 2020 adventure and get a 2 to 5 year head start on your own “Plan B”. To get in on the early-bird discounts just go to www.theexpatfiles.com and click on the seminar link, or email me at: theexpatfiles@gmail.com.
#2- Millennials with a “Plan B”:
Yes, some millennials are motivated enough to get out of Dodge and are working on it. No, not all millenials are addicted to social media… and they’re not all living in their mother’s basements. Some of them actually do look up once in a while from their smartphones to see the ominous things coming up for the USA and thus some are working on getting out of Dodge… that is, as long as the "new" Dodge has smartphones, Netflix, Starbucks and hi-speed internet (well..of course it does).
#3-The truth about buying Votes- PART 2
#4- The trouble with the many whiney, entitled kids who come down to Latin America with their Baby Boomer parents:
What actually happens to them when they arrive in Latin America with their over-indulgent Boomer parents? Will they like it here or continue to whine? Will they adjust and survive or will they whine so much that they eventually go back to Cleveland to their snot-nosed, social media addicted friends? And will they go back with or without their parents?
#5- Check out my “The Expat Files” You Tube channel. See all the fun slides and photos that go along with each show. There are now more than 150 shows posted on my YouTube channel so have a look.

Friday Nov 01, 2019
Expat Files - 11.01.19
Friday Nov 01, 2019
Friday Nov 01, 2019
Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #901 FRI, NOV 01 (11-01-2019):
#1- Registration is now open for Johnny Mueller’s Jan 2020 “Expat Insider” seminar:
The week-long “Expat Insider Seminar” in Central America is scheduled for Friday, Jan 10th through Thursday Jan 16th, 2020. Join me on my January 2020 adventure and get a 2 to 5 year head start on your own “Plan B”. To get in on the early-bird discounts just go to www.theexpatfiles.com and click on the seminar link, or email me at: theexpatfiles@gmail.com.
#2- Expat Eddie Rides Again:
After an extended absence, our expat anti-hero (and self-made millionaire) Expat Eddie returns with another amazing “boots on the ground” adventure of the kind you might think that can only happen to him. But remember, Eddie’s way off the gringo tourist trail and this is Latin America, so if something it happens to him it just might happen to you too…so pay attention…
#3-Latin women and the way they dress:
Many American ladies (Gringas) comment that when Latinas dress up, they really pour it on… often way too sexy and provocative, even scandalous for Gringa sensibilities. Stateside ladies say that what Latinas get away in Latin America that would be called “slutty” in the states. I hear comments of that type all the time. Meanwhile, Latinas say just the opposite- that gringas are jealous and hate the completion… and man is the competition tough!!
#4- The ubiquitous Latin “Jealousy” gene- PART 3:
In the states, jealousy is considered a maladaptive affliction that needs to be managed. Meanwhile down in Latin America, jealousy is directly equated with love. It’s a conundrum that begs the question, who’s got it right?
#5- What’s up with the fact that Latinos can rarely guess a gringo’s real age and vice versa?
How can it be that both Latinas and Latinos can frequently often underguess your age by 10 or even 20 years?
#6- Is the girl next door at the Chicken bus stop a Senorita or Senora?
Today you’ll learn a few things you really need to know about those particular, somewhat sticky, designations..
#7- Check out my “The Expat Files” You Tube channel. See all the fun slides and photos that go along with each show. There are now more than 150 shows posted on my YouTube channel so have a look.

Monday Oct 28, 2019
Expat Files - 10.27.19
Monday Oct 28, 2019
Monday Oct 28, 2019
Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #900 SUN, OCT 27 (10-27-2019):
#1- Registration is now open for Johnny Mueller’s Jan 2020 “Expat Insider” seminar:
The week-long “Expat Insider Seminar” in Central America is scheduled for Friday, Jan 10th through Thursday Jan 16th, 2020. Join me on my January 2020 adventure and get a 2 to 5 year head start on your own “Plan B”. To get in on the early-bird discounts just go to www.theexpatfiles.com and click on the seminar link, or email me at: theexpatfiles@gmail.com.
#2- Vegans and Vegetarians in Latin America :
It’s a ridiculously easy lifestyle to pull off. Meanwhile, the all American junk food diet is alive and well in Latin America, if killing yourself one swallow at a time is your thing..
#3-The ever snowballing Gringo “Wannabee” effect:
Why do you think the Retard-assians, Botox, Disney and sushi restaurants are so popular …
#5- What you don't know about municipal and city water supplies in Latin America could hurt you:
#6- When a Latinos of one country dislike Latinos from another country:
It’s a fact that Latinos are jealous and envious of their neighbors. Latinos from one country often harbor a dislike and envy for their Latino neighbors. Just like US citizens stereotype people from other states and countries, Latinos do it too.. even more so.
#7- Check out my “The Expat Files” You Tube channel. See all the fun slides and photos that go along with each show. There are now more than 150 shows posted on my YouTube channel so have a look.

Wednesday Oct 23, 2019
Expat Files - 10.25.19
Wednesday Oct 23, 2019
Wednesday Oct 23, 2019
Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #899 FRI, OCT 25 (10-25-2019):
#1- Registration is now open for Johnny Mueller’s Jan 2020 “Expat Insider” seminar:
The week-long “Expat Insider Seminar” in Central America is scheduled for Friday, Jan 10th through Thursday Jan 16th, 2020. Join me on my January 2020 adventure and get a 2 to 5 year head start on your own “Plan B”. To get in on the early-bird discounts just go to www.theexpatfiles.com and click on the seminar link, or email me at: theexpatfiles@gmail.com.
#7- Check out my “The Expat Files” You Tube channel. See all the fun slides and photos that go along with each show. There are now more than 150 shows posted on my YouTube channel so have a look.

Sunday Oct 20, 2019
Expat Files - 10.20.19
Sunday Oct 20, 2019
Sunday Oct 20, 2019
Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #896 SUN, OCT 20 (10-20-2019):
#1- Announcing that registration is now open for Johnny Mueller’s Jan 2020 “Expat Insider” seminar:
The week-long “Expat Insider Seminar” in Central America is scheduled for Friday, Jan 10th through Thursday Jan 16th, 2020. To get in on the early-bird discounts just go to www.theexpatfiles.com and check out the complete info and itinerary or email me at: theexpatfiles@gmail.com. Join me on my January 2020 adventure to get a 2 to 5 year head start on your own “Plan B” (providing the world doesn’t implode by then!)
#2-Ten tips for using Propane Gas in refillable tanks, and why all gringos and expats should be using propane:
Because electricity is expensive in Latin America, you’ll probably buy propane gas in refillable tanks and use it for your stove and oven, hot water heater and gas clothes dryer.
#3- Those Amazing Stem Cell treatments in Latin America: PART 3
#4- Buying a used car in Latin America:
Five sure signs that the car you’re looking to buy is a lemon and how to spot a good one.
#5- Shipping stuff down to Latin America the fastest, easiest and cheapest ways
#6-What you need to know about rooftop solar Hot Water heaters in Latin America:
Yes, you should definitely own one but…
#7- Reggaton revisited:
It’s everywhere, and sure it’s an insult to real music and to the ears, so then how should a gringo or expat deal with it without insulting the locals?
#8- Check out my “The Expat Files” You Tube channel. See all the fun slides and photos that go along with each show. There are now more than 150 shows posted on my YouTube channel so have a look.

Friday Oct 18, 2019
Expat Files - 10.18.19
Friday Oct 18, 2019
Friday Oct 18, 2019
Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #897 FRI, OCT 18 (10-18-2019):
#1- Announcing that registration is now open for Johnny Mueller’s Jan 2020 “Expat Insider” seminar:
The week-long “Expat Insider Seminar” in Central America is scheduled for Friday, Jan 10th through Thursday Jan 16th, 2020. To get on the early-bird sign up list just email me at: theexpatfiles@gmail.com. Join me on my January 2020 adventure and get a 2 to 5 year head start on your own “Plan B” (providing the world doesn’t implode by then!)
#2- Some thoughts on clueless Americans without a “Plan B”:
If there is a God, he must love clueless people. It must be true because she made so many of them. On that note, today we have an “Expat Insider Seminar” repeat offender (a career seasoned corrections officer) sounding off about why it’s absolutely necessary to get out of Dodge now.
#3- What you need to know about Bolivia:
Explaining why it’s a nice place to visit, though not recommended it for a permanent “Plan B” destination.
#4- Another dirty little “Big Pharma” secret revealed;
There are over 60 blood plasma collection stations at the US/Mexican border, each paying thousands of poor Mexicans 20 bucks a week for their plasma. Today we have the dope on that miserable situation…
#5-What you need to know about hiring Latino and Latina employees:
When job prospects arrive at your interview bearing letters and references, don’t take the written word at face value. Everyone has good references from previous employers, so do bad and dishonest workers too. Today we talk about the how and why..
#6- Check out my “The Expat Files” You Tube channel. See all the fun slides and photos that go along with each show. There are now more than 150 shows posted on my YouTube channel so have a look.

Sunday Oct 13, 2019
Expat Files - 10.13.19
Sunday Oct 13, 2019
Sunday Oct 13, 2019
Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #896 SUN, OCT 13 (10-13-2019):
#1- Announcing that registration is now open for Johnny Mueller’s Jan 2020 “Expat Insider” seminar:
The week-long “Expat Insider Seminar” in Central America is scheduled for Friday, Jan 10th through Thursday Jan 16th, 2020. To get on the early-bird sign up list just email me at: theexpatfiles@gmail.com. Join me on my January 2020 adventure and get a 2 to 5 year head start on your own “Plan B” (providing the world doesn’t implode by then!)
#2- Tips for gringos and expats into exercise and fitness who may be visiting or living in Latin America
#3- 5G in Latin America and how to protect yourself from dirty EMF around the house- PART 2
#5-Tales of the Avocado Mafia:
A story that’s so strange you just might not believe it!
#6- The hidden health effects of living in Latin America:
Today’s “boots on the ground” story
#7- The embarrassing obviousness of Gringo “wananbees” and how to spot (and avoid) them
#8- Check out my “The Expat Files” You Tube channel. See all the fun slides and photos that go along with each show. There are now more than 150 shows posted on my YouTube channel so have a look.

Friday Oct 11, 2019
Expat Files - 10.11.19
Friday Oct 11, 2019
Friday Oct 11, 2019
Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #895 FRI, OCT 11 (10-11-2019):
#1- Announcing registration is now open for Johnny Mueller’s Jan 2020 “Expat Insider” seminar:
The week-long “Expat Insider Seminar” in Central America is scheduled for Friday, Jan 10th through Thursday Jan 16th, 2020. To get on the early-bird sign up list just email me at: theexpatfiles@gmail.com. Join me on my January 2020 adventure and get a 2 to 5 year head start on your own “Plan B” (providing the world doesn’t implode by then!)
#2- Meanwhile, throughout Latin America, cultural differences will prevail:
Though Spanish is spoken in all 20 Latin countries certain obvious social and cultural differences stand out. For example, can you guess which Latin country citizens are the loudest and most raucous… and which country or countries have the most low key, calm and introverted populations?
#3- Today we have the blueprint for how Latin Governments keep ruining their economies:
Basically, the Latin government philosophy is exactly like Uncle Sam’s- when in debt, borrow more.
#4- Explaining how IMF and World Bank loans make Latin politicians rich and in the end do Latin countries vastly more harm than good
#7- Check out my “The Expat Files” You Tube channel. See all the fun slides and photos that go along with each show. There are now more than 150 shows posted on my YouTube channel so have a look.