Episodes

Friday May 20, 2016
Expat Files - 05.20.16
Friday May 20, 2016
Friday May 20, 2016
#1- Working “Off the Books" in Latin America: The poop on gringos and Expats working under the Latin tax radar.
#2– In their home countries, local Latins are experts at evading taxes - It's a region where tax evasion is the national sport.
#3-
Don't believe it when a web search reveals certain tax rates - Personal
or otherwise - In any particular Latin country. In reality they are
much, lower and here's why...
#4-In Latin America, Labor
unions have not gone the way of the dodo like they've done in the states
- In fact quite the opposite. Here's the scoop…
#5- For many
years poor Nicaraguans have been slipping illegally into Costa Rica
looking for jobs and a better life. Working class Costa Ricans don't
like it one bit (Sound Familiar?) and are actively seeking them out and
having them deported
#6- Be sure to check out “The ExPat Files" You Tube Channel: become a subscriber (it’s free!)
#7
- Consult with Johnny - Schedule a cell or Skype call: Set up a time to
talk and sort out your own specific Latin American “Plan - B.” Just
write “CONSULT” in the subject line with a short list of questions/talking points to: theexpatfiles@gmail.com
#8- Visit me Johnny (and ExPat super blogger John Galt) at www.TheNewExpat.com where you get real “boots on the ground” info, experienced expat blogs and terrific one-of-kind reports.
SIGNUP FOR JOHNNY’S JULY 2016 LATIN AMERICAN “INSIDER” SEMINAR
Held
in and around Guatemala, Central America- “off the Gringo tourist
trail”, Saturday July 9th thru Thursday July 14th. Click the link on top
of the www.TheNewExpat.com main-page or email: theexpatfiles@gmail.com or, or click on the link below (or paste it in your browser)
http://thenewexpat.com/johnnys-july-2016-latin-american-insider-seminar/

Sunday May 15, 2016
Expat Files - 05.15.16
Sunday May 15, 2016
Sunday May 15, 2016
#1- WHAT YOU MUST KNOW ABOUT THE DOMESTIC ABUSE EPIDEMIC IN LATIN AMERICA, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS WIFE BEATING.
#2–YOU
WON’T BELIEVE THE HUGE GRINGO ADVANTAGE YOU’LL HAVE IN THE LATIN
AMERICAN LOVE AND ROMANCE DEPARTMENT. TODAY WE OFFER A FEW CHOICE TIPS
ON HOW TO HANDLE THOSE DELICATE SITUATIONS.
#3- TODAY WE HAVE A
DEVASTATING NEW REPORT DESCRIBING THE THEFT OF MORE THAN A MILLION
AUTHENTIC EEU (EUROPEAN UNION) PASSPORTS… WITH EVEN MORE FAKE GREEK
PASSPORTS FLOATING AROUND- MOST NOW BELIEVED TO BE IN THE HANDS OF
MUSLIM REFUGEES
#4- BE SURE TO CHECK OUT “THE EXPAT FILES" YOU TUBE CHANNEL: become a subscriber (it’s free!)
#5-
CONSULT WITH JOHNNY- SCHEDULE A CELL OR SKYPE CALL: Set up a time to
talk and sort out your own specific Latin American “PLAN- B”. Just write
“CONSULT” in the subject line with a short list of questions/talking
points to: theexpatfiles@gmail.com
#6- VISIT ME
JOHNNY(AND EXPAT SUPER BLOGGER JOHN GALT) at www.TheNewExpat.com where
you get real “boots on the ground” info, experienced expat blogs and
terrific one-of-kind reports.
SIGNUP FOR JOHNNY’S JULY 2016 LATIN AMERICAN “INSIDER” SEMINAR
Held
in and around Guatemala, Central America- “off the Gringo tourist
trail”, Saturday July 9th thru Thursday July 14th. Click the link on top
of the www.TheNewExpat.com main-page or email: theexpatfiles@gmail.com or, or click on the link below (or paste it in your browser)
http://thenewexpat.com/johnnys-july-2016-latin-american-insider-seminar/

Friday May 13, 2016
Expat Files - 05.13.16
Friday May 13, 2016
Friday May 13, 2016
#1- SUPPOSE YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A LATIN AMERICAN JAIL OR PRISON? TODAY
WE HAVE CERTAIN LATIN JAILHOUSE FACTS AND TIPS THAT YOU’LL LIKELY NEVER
NEED, BUT NEVERTHELESS STILL VERY GOOD TO KNOW… ERR..JUST IN CASE..
#2–WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN IF A CLUELESS (OR NOT SO CLUELESS) GRINGO OVER STAYS HIS OR HER TOURIST VISA?
#3- A NEW POLITICAL SURVEY OF 20,000 LATIN ADULTS LIVING IN THE USA REVEALS HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT CANDIDATES CLINTON, TRUMP…
#4 – HOW DO YOU THINK LATINS LIVING IN THE USA MIGHT VOTE IF BOZO THE CLOWN, OR RONALD McDONALD WERE PLACED ON THE BALLOT?
#5
– AN UNSETTLING REPORT ON PANAMA’S ALL NEW HIGHLY INTRUSIVE, AIRPORT
IMMIGRATION SCANNING PROCEDURE(COMING SOON TO COSTA RICA)
#6-TODAY AN AMAZING FIRST-HAND LATIN MEGA-CORRUPTION STORY I’VE BEEN HOLDING BACK FOR THREE LONG YEARS
#7- BE SURE TO CHECK OUT “THE EXPAT FILES" YOU TUBE CHANNEL: become a subscriber (it’s free!)
#8-
CONSULT WITH JOHNNY- SCHEDULE A CELL OR SKYPE CALL: Set up a time to
talk and sort out your own specific Latin American “PLAN- B”. Just write
“CONSULT” in the subject line with a short list of questions/talking
points to: theexpatfiles@gmail.com
#9- VISIT ME
JOHNNY(AND EXPAT SUPER BLOGGER JOHN GALT) at www.TheNewExpat.com where
you get real “boots on the ground” info, experienced expat blogs and
terrific one-of-kind reports.
SIGNUP FOR JOHNNY’S JULY 2016 LATIN AMERICAN “INSIDER” SEMINAR
Held
in and around Guatemala, Central America- “off the Gringo tourist
trail”, Saturday July 9th thru Thursday July 14th. Click the link on top
of the www.TheNewExpat.com main-page or email: theexpatfiles@gmail.com or, or click on the link below (or paste it in your browser)
http://thenewexpat.com/johnnys-july-2016-latin-american-insider-seminar/

Friday May 06, 2016
Expat Files - 05.08.16
Friday May 06, 2016
Friday May 06, 2016
#1 - What you need to know about water and your own personal water supply in Latin America
#2 - Decades ago, many young gringos came down to Latin America for a month or two, determined to save the world. Now Flash forward to 2016: They're older and wiser but still have traces of that “Do gooder instinct." After years stress and slogging away on the US treadmill, They've had it and want to retire back in Latin America - Hoping to recapture the simple, rustic life they recall from so long ago. But 30 years is a long time... It's not colds showers, coconuts, campfires and coleman lanterns anymore
#3 - Language dunces unite!! Some lucky Expats (Maybe 10%) pick up foreign languages with ridiculous ease... Damn, don't you just hate people like that? Unfortunately most gringos, like yours truly, are born language dunces. So until someone invents a language pill, we continue to struggle on. However, the good news is that I've personally stumbled on some great, simple, unorthodox tips for language blockheads like me. So today you'll be hearing about some big time and aggravation savers that I wish I had discovered decades ago.
#4 - Be sure to check out my "ExPat Files" You Tube Channel: become a subscriber (it’s free!)
#5 - Consult with Johnny - Schedule a cell or skype call: Would you like to set up a time to talk and sort out your own specific Latin American plans? Just write “CONSULT” in the subject line with a short list of questions/talking points to: theexpatfiles@gmail.com
SIGNUP FOR JOHNNY’S JULY 2016 LATIN AMERICAN “INSIDER” SEMINAR
Held in and around Guatemala, Central America- “off the Gringo tourist trail”, Saturday July 9th thru Thursday July 14th. Click the link on top of the www.TheNewExpat.com main-page or email: theexpatfiles@gmail.com or, or click on the link below (or paste it in your browser)
http://thenewexpat.com/johnnys-july-2016-latin-american-insider-seminar/

Friday May 06, 2016
Expat Files - 05.06.16
Friday May 06, 2016
Friday May 06, 2016
#1–SOME EXPAT GONNABEES ARE CONSIDERING URUGUAY AS THEIR “PLAN B” EXIT
STRATEGY. TODAY WE’VE GOT THE DOPE ON WHAT IT TAKES TO GET URUGUAYAN
RESIDENCY. YES, IT USED TO BE FAST, CHEAP AND EASY BUT AFTER LISTENING
TO TODAY’S SHOW YOU MAY CHANGE YOUR MIND
#2- BY NOW YOU PROBABLY
KNOW GRINGOS AND EXPATS NEED A CLEAN POLICE/SHERIFF/OR FBI REPORT TO
APPLY FOR RESIDENCY IN ANY LATIN COUNTRY. WHAT YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW IS
AFTER THAT TEMPORARY OR PERMANENT RESIDENCY PERIOD RUNS ITS COURSE
YOU’LL NEED ANOTHER POLICE REPORT TO MOVE ON TO THE PASSPORT AND
NATIONALIZATION STEP. YOU’LL NEED TO GET ONE FROM YOUR CHOSEN LATIN
COUNTRY. NORMALLY NOT A PROBLEM. BUT WHAT IF SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE
YOU END UP WITH A STAIN ON THAT POLICE RECORD(LIKE A DUI)? WHAT THEN?
#3
– GRINGOS AND EXPATS DO GET BORED WITH LOCAL LATIN ENTERTAINMENT
PRESENTED SOLELY IN SPANISH. AFTER A WHILE MOST OF US DO GET CRAVINGS
FOR ENGLISH LANGUAGE TALENT, FOR EXAMPLE: FIRST RATE STAGE PLAYS IN
ENGLISH AND GOOD OLD-FASHIONED “ROCK CONCERTS” IN ENGLISH. THE GOOD NEWS
IS THAT THESE DAYS, ORIGINAL ARTIST ENGLISH SPEAKING GROUPS DO TOUR
LATIN AMERICA RATHER FREQUENTLY. THAT SAID, TODAY WE HAVE THE GOOD, THE
BAD, THE UGLY IN THE ENGLISH LIVE MUSIC CONCERT CRAVINGS DEPARTMENT…
#4- BE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY "EXPAT FILES" YOU TUBE CHANNEL: become a subscriber (it’s free!)
#5-
CONSULT WITH JOHNNY- SCHEDULE A CELL OR SKYPE CALL: Would you like to
set up a time to talk and sort out your own specific Latin American
plans? Just write “CONSULT” in the subject line with a short list of
questions/talking points to: theexpatfiles@gmail.com
#6-
VISIT ME JOHNNY(AND EXPAT SUPER BLOGGER JOHN GALT) at
www.TheNewExpat.com where you get real “boots on the ground” info,
experienced expat blogs and terrific one-of-kind reports.
SIGNUP FOR JOHNNY’S JULY 2016 LATIN AMERICAN “INSIDER” SEMINAR:
It
will be held in and around Guatemala, Central America “off the Gringo
tourist trail”, from Saturday July 9th thru Thursday July 14th. Click
the link on top of the www.TheNewExpat.com main-page or email: theexpatfiles@gmail.com or, or click on the link below (or paste it in your browser)
http://thenewexpat.com/johnnys-july-2016-latin-american-insider-seminar/

Sunday May 01, 2016
Expat Files - 05.01.16
Sunday May 01, 2016
Sunday May 01, 2016
Descriptions for The ExPat Files #557:
#1 -LITTLE KNOWN DETAILS YOU SHOULD BE AWARE OF REGARDING LATIN BUSINESS STARTUPS
#2-
TODAY WE DISCUSS MISTAKES AND ERRORS NEW EXPATS OFTEN MAKE WHEN
CONTRACTING BILINGUAL BUSINESS PARTNERS OR ASSISTANTS WHO’S JOB
DESCRIPTION MIGHT LIKELY BE MARKETING, PROMOTION AND CULTIVATION OF
LOCAL LATIN CLIENTS.
#3 – DON’T BE A CLUELESS GRINGO-FOLLOW THESE BUSINESS TIPS AND YOU’LL SAVE TIME, FRUSTRATION AND POSSIBLY THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS
#4- WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU CATCH AN EMPLOYEE STEALING FROM YOU? WHAT DO LATIN EMPLOYERS DO IN THAT CASE?
#5-IF
YOU ARE CONTRACTING EMPLOYEES FOR YOUR A LATIN BUSINESS, HERE’S A FRANK
DISCUSSION OF WHAT TO INCLUDE IN YOUR JOB APPLICATION FORMS(THOUGH IT’S
LEGAL HERE YOU COULD NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT IN THE STATES!)
#6-REGARDING YOUR POTENTIAL EMPLOYEES: TO POLYGRAPH OR NOT TO POLYGRAPH? THAT IS THE QUESTION.
#7-SOME
EXPATS REALLY LIKE ACAPULCO MEXICO: TODAY WE HAVE A RATHER ALARMING
REPORT ON THE VIOLENCE CREEPING INTO FORMERLY SAFE TOURIST AREAS THERE
#8- BE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY "EXPAT FILES" YOU TUBE CHANNEL: become a subscriber (it’s free!)
#9-
CONSULT WITH JOHNNY- SCHEDULE A CELL OR SKYPE CALL: Would you like to
set up a time to talk and sort out your own specific Latin American
plans? Just write “CONSULT” in the subject line with a short list of
questions/talking points to: theexpatfiles@gmail.com
#10-
VISIT ME JOHNNY(AND EXPAT SUPER BLOGGER JOHN GALT) at
www.TheNewExpat.com where you get real “boots on the ground” info,
experienced expat blogs and terrific one-of-kind reports.
ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S JULY 2016 LATIN AMERICAN “INSIDER” SEMINAR
It
will be held in and around Guatemala, Central America “off the Gringo
tourist trail”, from Saturday July 9th thru Thursday July 14th. Click
the link on top of the www.TheNewExpat.com main-page or email: theexpatfiles@gmail.com or, or click on the link below (or paste it in your browser)
http://thenewexpat.com/johnnys-july-2016-latin-american-insider-seminar/

Friday Apr 29, 2016
Expat Files - 04.29.16
Friday Apr 29, 2016
Friday Apr 29, 2016
#1 –TIPS FOR MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS
WHO ARE SICK AND TIRED OF THE SYSTEM IN THE STATES (O’VOMITCARE?) AND
WHO WISH TO VOTE WITH THEIR FEET AND RELOCATE TO LATIN AMERICA
#2-HAVE A LATIN BUSINESS STARTUP IN MIND? YOU”LL WANT TO HEAR THESE QUICK, EASY AND VERY CHEAP WAYS TO PROMOTE AND MARKET IT
#3
– “I CAN’T BELIEVE IT…THIS COULD NEVER HAPPEN IN THE STATES”... I HEAR
SIMILAR EXCLAMATIONS FROM NEW EXPATS AND GRINGOS ALL OF THE TIME
#4- “SEX SELLS”.. YOU’LL BE SURPRISED AT THE TRUE EXTENT OF THE LATIN MACHO SOCIETY AND WHAT ADVERTISERS CAN GET AWAY WITH
#5- “SICARIO” IS THE NAME OF A MUST SEE MOVIE FOR ALL WHO STILL THINK MOVING TO MEXICO IS A GOOD PLAN “B”
#6-DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST PEOPLE WHO WORK IN THE LATIN MEDIA BUSINESS STILL LIVE WITH THEIR PARENTS? HERE’S WHY…
#7-BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE "EXPAT FILES" YOU TUBE CHANNEL: become a subscriber (it’s free!)
#8-
CONSULT WITH JOHNNY- SCHEDULE A CELL OR SKYPE CALL: Would you like to
set up a time to talk and sort out your own specific Latin American
plans? Just write “CONSULT” in the subject line with a short list of
questions/talking points to: theexpatfiles@gmail.com
#9-
VISIT ME JOHNNY(AND EXPAT SUPER BLOGGER JOHN GALT) at
www.TheNewExpat.com where you get real “boots on the ground” info,
experienced expat blogs and terrific one-of-kind reports.
ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S JULY 2016 LATIN AMERICAN “INSIDER” SEMINAR
It
will be held in and around Guatemala, Central America “off the Gringo
tourist trail”, from Saturday July 9th thru Thursday July 14th. For
signup details and to get the “Early-bird” discount click the link on
top of the www.TheNewExpat.com main-page or email: theexpatfiles@gmail.com or, or click on the link below (or paste it in your browser)
http://thenewexpat.com/johnnys-july-2016-latin-american-insider-seminar/

Sunday Apr 24, 2016
Expat Files - 04.24.16
Sunday Apr 24, 2016
Sunday Apr 24, 2016
#1 –TIPS ON HOW TO FIND THE ABSOLUTE BEST REAL ESTATE DEALS IN LATIN AMERICA
#2 – HOW TO SPOT DESPERATE SELLERS AND HOW TO DO A REAL ESTATE DEAL WITHOUT GETTING HIT UP FOR GRINGO PRICES
#3
– A PROOF OF CONCEPT: HEAR AN EXPAT IN COLOMBIA TELL HOW HE BOUGHT AN
UNFINISHED “OBRA EN GRIS” FROM A DESPERATE SELLER, FINISHING THE 2100
SQUARE FOOT HOUSE OF HIS DREAMS FOR $30 A SQ-FT (INCLUDING THE LAND WITH
A $21/SQ-FT CONSTRUCTION COST)
#4-HERE’S WHY ITS ALMOST NEVER A GOOD IDEA TO SIGN A BUSINESS CONTRACT WITH A LATIN GOVERNMENT
#5-EVER WONDER HOW THE US GOVT CONTINUES TO PISS AWAY HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS A YEAR IN THE “FAILED” DRUG WAR?
#6-BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE "EXPAT FILES" YOU TUBE CHANNEL: become a subscriber (it’s free!)
#7-
CONSULT WITH JOHNNY- SCHEDULE A CELL OR SKYPE CALL: Would you like to
set up a time to talk and sort out your own specific Latin American
plans? Just write “CONSULT” in the subject line with a short list of
questions/talking points to: theexpatfiles@gmail.com
#8-
VISIT ME JOHNNY(AND EXPAT SUPER BLOGGER JOHN GALT) at
www.TheNewExpat.com where you get real “boots on the ground” info,
experienced expat blogs and terrific one-of-kind reports.
ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S JULY 2016 LATIN AMERICAN “INSIDER” SEMINAR:
It
will be held in and around Guatemala, Central America “off the Gringo
tourist trail”, from Saturday July 9th thru Thursday July 14th. For
signup details and to get the “Early-bird” discount click the link on
top of the www.TheNewExpat.com main-page or email: theexpatfiles@gmail.com or, or click on the link below (or paste it in your browser)
http://thenewexpat.com/johnnys-july-2016-latin-american-insider-seminar/

Friday Apr 22, 2016
Expat Files - 04.22.16
Friday Apr 22, 2016
Friday Apr 22, 2016
#1 –WHAT CAN THIS BE ABOUT? WE HAVE TWO SOCIALIST LATIN PRESIDENTS, EVO MORALES(BOLIVA)AND RAFAEL CORREA (EQUADOR), ENDORSING BERNIE SANDERS FOR PRESIDENT! SINCE WHEN DO HEADS OF STATE ENDORSE FOREIGN CANDIDATES?
#2 – A NEW CALIFORNIA LAW ALLOWS MILLIONS OF ILLEGALS TO GET DRIVER’S LICENCES…AND BECOME REGISTERED CALIFORNIA VOTERS AT THE SAME TIME. MEANWHILE, DOWN IN THE LATIN AMERICAN HEARTLAND, WORD OF THIS AMAZING OPTION IS SPREADING LIKE WILDFIRE. RESULT: GOV. JERRY BROWN IS SUDDENLY A LATIN FOLK HERO.
#3 –TIPS ON CARRYING GOLD/SILVER COINS AND BULLION ACROSS LATIN BORDERS
#4-TIPS ON BUYING GOLD AND SILVER IN LATIN AMERICA AND WHAT KINDS OF METALS YOU AND YOUR COIN/BULLION DEALER MUST REPORT TO THE IRS (OR NOT)
#5-TIPS ON HOW TO USE YOUR LATIN LAWYER TO MAKE ANONYMOUS PURCHASES FOR YOU (AND MORE)
#6-BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE "EXPAT FILES" YOU TUBE CHANNEL: become a subscriber (it’s free!)
#7- CONSULT WITH JOHNNY- SCHEDULE A CELL OR SKYPE CALL: Would you like to set up a time to talk and sort out your own specific Latin American plans? Just write “CONSULT” in the subject line with a short list of questions/talking points to: theexpatfiles@gmail.com
#8- VISIT ME JOHNNY(AND EXPAT SUPER BLOGGER JOHN GALT) at www.TheNewExpat.com where you get real “boots on the ground” info, experienced expat blogs and terrific one-of-kind reports.
ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S JULY 2016 - LATIN AMERICAN “INSIDER” SEMINAR
It will be held in and around Guatemala, Central America “off the Gringo tourist trail”, from Saturday July 9th thru Thursday July 14th. For signup details and to get the “Early-bird” discount click the link on top of the www.TheNewExpat.com main-page or email: theexpatfiles@gmail.com or, or click on the link below (or paste it in your browser)
http://thenewexpat.com/johnnys-july-2016-latin-american-insider-seminar/

Sunday Apr 17, 2016
Expat Files - 04.17.16
Sunday Apr 17, 2016
Sunday Apr 17, 2016
Description for THE EXPAT FILES SHOW
#1 –BANKING IN LATIN AMERICA-HOW SMART EXPATS SPIRIT THEIR ASSETS OUT OF THE USA, FAR FAR AWAY FROM THE LONG BONEY ARM OF UNCLE SAM:
#2 –MORE ON THE LATIN HOUSING BUBBLE, AND WHY IT STILL CAN BE A GOOD IDEA TO BUILD THE HOUSE OF YOUR DREAMS:
#3 – DEALING WITH LATIN ARCHITECTS AND THE PLANS FOR YOUR DREAM HOUSE:
#4-TIPS FOR EXPAT CHRISTIANS AND ATHEISTS LIVING IN LATIN AMERICA
#5-BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE "EXPAT FILES" YOU TUBE CHANNEL: become a subscriber (it’s free!)
#6- CONSULT WITH JOHNNY- SCHEDULE A CELL OR SKYPE CALL: Would you like to set up a time to talk and sort out your own specific Latin American plans? Just write “CONSULT” in the subject line with a short list of questions/talking points to: theexpatfiles@gmail.com
#7- VISIT ME JOHNNY(AND EXPAT SUPER BLOGGER JOHN GALT) at www.TheNewExpat.com to get real “boots on the ground” info, expat blogs and reports.
ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S JULY 2016
LATIN AMERICAN “INSIDER” SEMINAR
It will be held in and around Guatemala, Central America “off the Gringo tourist trail”, from Saturday July 9th thru Thursday July 14th. For signup details and to get the “Early-bird” discount click the link on top of the www.TheNewExpat.com main-page or email: theexpatfiles@gmail.com or, or click on the link below (or paste it in your browser)
http://thenewexpat.com/johnnys-july-2016-latin-american-insider-seminar/

