The Expat Files: Living in Latin America

The Expat Files - 05/14/12

progressiveradionetwork — Mon, 14 May 2012 16:30:36 +0000

SHOW #153 - Mon, May 14, 2012

-My Latin American Insider’s seminar is all booked up but if you’re interested in getting on the waiting list for the Guatemala event, email me attheexpatfiles@gmail.com with the word WAITING LIST in the subject line or better yet, go to www.expatwisdom.com and sign in with your email to get full details and updates as well as any info on last minute cancellations.

-Be sure to follow me on www.expatwisdom.com to get more new audios, blogs, stories and expat info as well as the big personal report, “17 Undiscovered Latin American Paradises”

-And now you can follow the link on the main page at www.expatwisdom.com to schedule a consultation with me. If you want to discuss the details of living, working, playing, doing business and/or retiring in Latin America, now you and I can talk about your situation one on one.

-We always talk about first world expats who start successful businesses down here. But what about successful expats who came to Latin America with much greater handicaps than we have? Those folks who come from other third world countries like China, India and the Middle East? These guys have cultural and language barriers that are not just small inconveniences but extremely difficult to overcome. But somehow they do it.

-Expat Orientals, Middle Easterners and people from India who come to Latin America DO NOT have the beloved “Gringo Advantage” as we know it- yet they do quite well as a rule and do much better in business then the local Latins ever do.

-How to get cheap repairs on your household items, or find specialty parts for all manner of home and industrial stuff like air compressors, washer/dryers, electric generators, weed whackers, chainsaws, espresso machines, pizza ovens, etc.

-More on Latin men, their infidelities and their mistresses, and why it’s obvious to us expats that Latin guys are some of the world’s best liars and criers. So, why do Latin women tolerate this twisted behavior? What choice do they have? (The gringo advantage rides again!)

The Expat Files - 05/11/12

progressiveradionetwork — Fri, 11 May 2012 16:30:08 +0000

-Be sure to go to www.expatwisdom.com and get more new audios, blogs, stories and my big personal report “17 Undiscovered Latin American Paradises”

This report came about after so many requests came in from folks asking me to list some of my own personal “off the radar” picks. These are places that any expat could live, work, play do business and/or retire in style for less than half of what it would take in the first world. And sure, there are hundreds more to choose from, but I had to start somewhere!

-No matter what you have heard to the contrary, there’s some very bad news coming down the pike about the future of the Argentina economy and their precarious peso. Don’t believe all the good economic news that you hear, there’s a lot being swept under the carpet. And DON’T transfer major money into a peso account no matter what rate of interest you can get. The real yearly rate of inflation (double the govt reported rate) is around 20% and you’ll eventually get ruined if you invest in anything denominated in their peso.

-The real truth about Argentina’s move to nationalize their largest oil company (which just happens to be the country’s largest US dollar revenue earner)

-The exploding waistlines of middle and lower class Latins, and the future health consequences as expressed by local medical doctors (nearly all of whom are also overweight)

-Whether you know it or not, you have a very personal Argentine connection: now for some not-so-nice revelations about the second biggest meat exporter in the world

The Expat Files - 05/07/12

progressiveradionetwork — Mon, 07 May 2012 16:30:22 +0000

-Be sure to go to www.expatwisdom.com and get more new audios, blogs, stories and expat info as well as my big personal report, “17 Undiscovered Latin American Paradises” This report came about after so many requests came in from folks asking me to list some of my own personal “off the radar” picks. These are places that any expat could live, work, play do business and/or retire in style for less than half of what it would take in the first world. And sure, there are hundreds more to choose from, but I had to start somewhere!

-What about transferring money down to Latin America as an expat, or if you’re just going down on an extended vacation? What mix of cash and credit cards should you carry, and what about banking?

-Securing your ID documents and credit/debit cards.

-Travel safely, with more piece of mind, using certified passport and driver’s license copies

-Opening your Latin American bank account(s)

-What do you do when a Latin bank asks for a co-signer before they’ll give you a credit or debit card? How do you finagle that?

-Some facts about the buy/sell spread when converting dollars into local currency and vice versa.

-Airport customs, gold coins and reporting requirements.

The Expat Files - 05/04/12

progressiveradionetwork — Fri, 04 May 2012 16:30:33 +0000

-Be sure to go to www.expatwisdom.com and get my big free report “17 Undiscovered Latin American Paradises”

This report came about after so many requests by folks asking me to list some of my own personal “off the radar” picks. So here they are- places that any expat could live, work, play do business and/or retire, in style, for less than half of what it would take in the first world. And sure, there are hundreds more to choose from, but I had to start somewhere!

-There are the whole range of and spectrum of successful expats in Latin America. Some of them are absolutely brilliant in all things and some are stand-up drunks that can’t tie their shoes correctly. Yet the huge majority seems to do quite nicely once they get acclimated and learn the ropes. So, what does it take to be a so-called “expert expat”? Do you need to have that little extra spark or ethereal substance to really kick butt down here? In a word, no, since you have something even better going for you; the thing I call the “gringo advantage”.

-Those unavoidable “gringo” prices. Sometimes they prevail- even off the tourist trail.

-How to get around in Latin America if you don’t have a car and don’t want to ride those rickety, stinky “chicken buses” (which I don’t recommend even though the guide books do)

The Expat Files - 04/30/12

progressiveradionetwork — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:30:31 +0000

My Latin American Insider’s seminar is all booked up but if you’re interested in getting on the waiting list for the Guatemala event, email me at theexpatfiles@gmail.com with the word WAITING LIST in the subject line or better yet, go towww.expatwisdom.com and sign in with your email to get full details and updates as well as any info on last minute openings.

-Be sure to go to www.expatwisdom.com and get my big free report “17 Undiscovered Latin American Paradises”

-Here are some tips on the safest places (regarding sanitary standards) to shop and eat. What about those restaurants and bakeries with those nicely-framed “health and sanitation” certificates hanging on the wall- a good start right? You’ll be surprised!

-A bit about the Latin version of health department rules, regs and inspections. A must for expat wanabees who hope to open a restaurant, a bakery, a deli or want to get into the food service business.

-Another strange but true expat business story: this time one of jealousy, envy and sabotage.

-The never ending strangeness regarding construction and building codes in the third world.

The Expat Files - 04/27/12

progressiveradionetwork — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 16:30:52 +0000

-My Latin American Insider’s seminar is all booked up but if you’re interested in getting on the waiting list for the Guatemala event, email me at theexpatfiles@gmail.com with the word WAITING LIST in the subject line or better yet, go towww.expatwisdom.com and sign in with your email to get full details and updates as well as any info on last minute cancellations.

- Tales of the rudeness of locals as expressed by a first world traveler and his Latina wife who are frequent visitors to Guayaquil, Ecuador. Guayaquil is her home town and the largest city in the country (4+ million) and here are their thoughts (and mine) on that subject.

-No matter what propaganda you’ve heard about improved public transportation systems in big Latin American cities, they are still are worse than 2nd rate. Even the newest traffic-stalling public works projects always lag years behind the public demand for them. By the time a new road or bridge is finished, its under designed and inadequate for future traffic flow.

-Latins don’t read books unless forced to. And though books are very expensive down here, even if bookstores gave them away they’d just sit in a place of honor on living room display shelves and collect dust. Latins are just not interested in reading anything more than the daily papers.

-And now by popular demand, another sure fire business idea for expats and wanabees. An idea that no one seems to have discovered yet (except me)!

The Expat Files - 04/23/12

progressiveradionetwork — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:30:33 +0000

-My Latin American Insider’s seminar is all booked up but if you’re interested in getting on the waiting list for the Guatemala event, email me at theexpatfiles@gmail.com with the word WAITING LIST in the subject line or better yet, go towww.expatwisdom.com and sign in with your email to get full details and updates as well as any info on last minute cancellations.

-More about Latin American security issues, state department warnings, and the real and perceived dangers for gringos and expats.

-I don’t recommend Mexico, I never did. But unfortunately there are tens of thousands who have already bought in to the tequila dream and have too much invested to just pick up and leave- even as things deteriorate before their eyes. Here are some thoughts on that problem.

-By now you know that Latins who have money just can’t help showing off their wealth. Like little kids with brand new bikes, Latins have to rub it into their neighbor’s faces (even if it’s all on plastic). Keeping up with and surpassing the Joneses is a national sport down here. And though it may seem juvenile to us expats (unless we’re into that sort of thing ourselves), it’s a phenomena is actually a very good for us, and I’ll explain why.

-The truth about unfiltered tap water in Latin America and what it does to sinks, bathtubs, showers and everything else it touches (including you). Latin America has volcanic soil and thus has very hard mineral-infused water that stains any surface it touches and takes some getting used to.

The Expat Files - 04/20/12

progressiveradionetwork — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:30:40 +0000

-If you’re interested in attending my Latin American Insider’s seminar June 26, 27, 28 in Guatemala, email me attheexpatfiles@gmail.com with the word SEMINAR in the subject line or better yet, go to www.expatwisdom.com and sign in with your email and I’ll send you full details and updates

- Tales of Expat Eddie and the bumps and turns on his road to success. Eddie relates in detail some tips to understanding the mind of the average blue collar Latin employee- idiosyncrasies and habits every expat should know right off the bat before starting a business down here.

-Analyzing how Latins view expats and tourists and “The all gringos are rich” phenomena

-The hazards of being the “gringo’ boss, and hiring attractive female workers (which is a boss’s prerogative but can be unwise)

-Some good advice about Latin cops that take bribes

The Expat Files - 04/16/12

progressiveradionetwork — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 16:30:51 +0000

-If you’re interested in attending my Latin American Insider’s seminar June 26, 27, 28 in Guatemala, email me at theexpatfiles@gmail.com with the word SEMINAR in the subject line or better yet, go to www.expatwisdom.com and sign in with your email and you’ll get full details and updates. Its already more than half sold out and there are only 24 seats total, so plan now and don’t miss out!

-Despite my advice to the contrary, people still are stuck on the fantasy of living in Costa Rica. Here’s an email where the author he tells me he’s NOT going to the parts of Costa Rica I always talk about (and warn against) but instead he says he’s going to avoid all that and hit the little travelled, more laid back, mostly Black populated Caribbean side of the country- where the normal yuppie gringo traffic is not much in evidence. What he doesn’t know is that crime over there is 10x higher than in the rest of CR

-Just how many Gringos saturate Costa Rica every year? Here’s a comparison; did you know that in the year 1960, 1/2 million Americans visited Europe? And in the year 2011 over two million gringos visited Costa Rica? That means 4 times as many gringos visit CR each year than they did in all of the countries of Europe in 1960! And Europe has 200 times CR’s land mass! Yup, CR is completely saturated with gringos and dollars. It’s a nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there!

-When first world boys meets third world girls (and vice versa) and the various double standards that come into play.

-Everyone wants to know which Latin country, or countries, are on the fast track to becoming the next Costa Rica. Gringos are dying to get in on the ground floor. Here are some tips on how to pick the next winner (or loser) in that race.

-The truth about the rumors of kidnappings and crimes against gringos in Central America.

The Expat Files - 04/13/12

progressiveradionetwork — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 16:30:00 +0000

- When the next financial bubble blows, is it safer to be in the US, Latin America or neither?

-Are there any obvious signs of impending financial crash or collapse right now in Latin America? Well yes, there are always warning signs everywhere since most Latin economies and banking systems crash and burn every 5 or 10 years (with predictable regularity). They’re use to it and they cope.

-When hyperinflation hits (and it does with regularity down in some South American countries) how can the people possibly survive and eat without looting and rioting? When prices on everything DOUBLE every five DAYS (like they did in Brazil only 20 short years ago),what does that do to the average guy’s life, and what does it do to the businessman?

-What happens when Latins, with their never ending confidence in the US dollar confront the land-crazed Chinese, with their never ending supply of US T-bills and never ending desire for mineral rights and farmland?

-Email me on questions about Latin America at theexpatfiles@gmail.com

The Expat Files - 04/09/12

progressiveradionetwork — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 16:30:34 +0000

-Johnny has more details and dates on his much anticipated Latin American Insider’s seminar. And since it’s a high-impact, personalized event, attendance will be very limited- with just 24 places available. So sign up soon to make sure you’re on board for the ride. If you’re interested in attending my seminar June 26, 27, 28 email me at theexpatfiles@gmail.com with the word SEMINAR in the subject line or better yet, go to www.expatwisdom.com and sign in with your email and you’ll get the full details and updates.

- Turns out the 99% of the negative emails Johnny gets about the show come from people with Latin American surnames- in other words, from fully bilingual Latins (wealthy Latins or the spoiled children of wealthy Latins) listing to the show. Though some worldly Latins listening to the show do “get it” others DON’T much like Johnny’s observations about them. Like Ferdiando Cortz said, “If you don’t like the truth… cut out his tounge”.

-You’ve heard of the “American Dream”? Well, the common “Latin American Dream” is to go to Disneyland

-Get used to the fact that at first, when your Spanish really sucks, your workers will laugh and giggle behind your back (and in your face). But don’t take it wrong. They’re fun-loving people and don’t mean anything by it.

- Get used to the fact that there are many habits and idiosyncrasies we expats have that amuse the locals, and some of our routines can absolutely send them into spasms.

The Expat Files - 04/06/12

progressiveradionetwork — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 16:30:03 +0000

-What’s the scoop on getting those W.H.O. and U.S. State Dept. recommended (even mandatory) vaccines and shots before you come down to Latin America? After all, Brazil is one country that mandates yellow fever vaccinations for all arriving foreigners. It says so on their government website, and there are even posted signs at all the airports. What’s up with that?

- What if you are categorically against vaccines in general, or have allergies or bad reactions and therefore don’t have a vaccine certificate when you arrive? Do you skip the trip? Do they lock you on a cage at the airport with the other confiscated animals?

-The truth about bugs and insects in Latin America

-Another expat business idea yet to be realized- we really need a deep jungle (and I don’t mean your Minnesota pine forest jungle) insect repellent that lasts more than one hour and doesn’t stink like a wet goat.

-How to avoid the vacation squirts… four easy, surefire ways to avoid Montezuma’s revenge

-What every gringo needs to know about amoebic dysentery in 20 words or less

-Email me on questions about Latin America at theexpatfiles@gmail.com

The Expat Files - 04/02/12

progressiveradionetwork — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 16:30:10 +0000

-Tourist visas, passports and Latin country border controls

- Those ever-flexible Latin rules and regs (always in your favor) concerning tourist visas; the official rules versus actual reality

-What happens if you overstay your 90 day tourist visas by a few days, a month or even a year or two?

-What happens if someone’s filed an “embargo” in court and you can’t leave the country?

- Low budget backpackers and how they survive and work “off the books” sometimes for years on end

-Expat Eddie’s immigration tricks and border-stop shenanigans, and how he and long term expats have learned how to bend the rules

-Email me on questions about Latin America at theexpatfiles@gmail.com

The Expat Files - 03/30/12

progressiveradionetwork — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 18:02:27 +0000

-What if you have NO experience at all in running a small business up North and no matter what you’ve heard about the “gringo advantage” you’re still dead nervous and worried about facing the prospect of going down to Latin America and making a go of it?

-You’ve heard the old gringo saying “C’s get degrees”. Well, no matter how useless your college degree is up in the first world, it’ll probably be even more useless down here. But don’t worry. You’ll not wait tables at Starbucks in Guatemala or Nicaragua! Remember, you have that magic “gringo advantage” going for you down here and many a first-world expat dufus ends up on top of the world, even with his worthless drama degree.

-Speaking of degrees… MBA’s and other useless first world advanced degrees are all the rage down here. Latins think MBA’s are the be all to end all- and that’s another good example of the first world “lag time” effect and why we expats will seem to look like clairvoyants when that party’s over.

-Latin Private schools badly want to hire gringos as English teachers. Then once a school has a few expats on staff, they become the school’s best marketing tool. That’s because the 3% of rich Latins that can afford those private school prices like nothing better than to have a “real live” first worlder’s teaching gringo ways to their darling, spoiled, entitled brats.

-Email me on questions about Latin America at theexpatfiles@gmail.com

The Expat Files - 03/26/12

progressiveradionetwork — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 16:30:09 +0000

- Latins, their “third world” inferiority complex, and the basic hygiene and cleanliness issues only us expats seem to notice (what’s up with that?)

-Why is there such a proliferation of bad taste when it comes to local Latin businesses design and basic home construction? (Maybe there really is such a thing as an international white trash fashion gene!)

-When new Latin employees are hired, many consistently arrive a few minutes late on “manana time”. That bad habit can be a big problem for expats with first world style businesses that run by the clock.

-Expat Eddie tries a cheap, dirty and well-worn employee incentive that’s better than money (only on Latin America!)

-99% of local (non-franchise) Latin businesses don’t have employee manuals (they don’t even know what they are!). By contrast, all the successful expat business owners I know have one- in English and Spanish of course. It’s all part of our gringo upbringing and an adjuct to the “gringo advantage”

-For expats with an eye to starting a business, here are a few things you should know about Latin employees, their habits and how to manage them

-What does the “gringo advantage” have to do with cars, buses, Latin ladies and green cards? You’ll be surprised!

-Email me on questions about Latin America at theexpatfiles@gmail.com

The Expat Files - 03/23/12

progressiveradionetwork — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 16:30:14 +0000

-Johnny reports on his upcoming Latin American insider’s seminar with more details about it. For more information on the seminar send email to theexpatfiles@gmail.com and put the word “seminar” in the subject line.

-The continuing saga of Expat Eddie, and his growing aversion to surveillance cameras- and how he’s found a few ways to foil them.

-Eddie shares his pearls of wisdom in regards to expats just like him who have successful Latin American businesses and he explains some of the best and worst things about owning and doing business in Latin America

-Some thoughts on that sinking feeling first world folks often get when they see all those steel bars on windows and the razor wire down here. (The truth regarding negative first impressions)

-Many Latin businesses have a night watchman or guard. Will your new (or prospective) business need a night watchman too?

The Expat Files - 03/16/12

progressiveradionetwork — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 17:00:30 +0000

-A word about “part time” expats that straddle both worlds- with one foot in the US and one somewhere in Latin America

-The continuing problems gringos seem to have with Windows operating systems in Spanish, and the trouble we have with those damn Spanish keyboards too. Although ninety-nine percent of every computer bought in Latin America is sold that way, and it’s a big pain at first, trying to conquer a computer configured in Spanish does eventually help you a great deal with the language

-Some tips when you use other people’s computers in Latin America

- The truth about Latin American café internets. Although they are unbelievably cheap on an hourly basis and do come highly recommended, there are some serious caveats and some definite dos and donts when you use them.

The Expat Files - 03/12/12

progressiveradionetwork — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 17:00:00 +0000

SHOW #135 - Mon, Mar 12, 2012

-When “lag-time” phenomena (the thing that gives us a nice measure of our “gringo advantage” especially in business) has its unfortunate downside. We can predict that sooner or later everything bad, distasteful, trendy or faddish in the US will also eventually land down here and take root… things like diet foods, energy drinks, multiple piercings, cute tattoos and brain-dead reality shows.

-In all big Latin cities obesity is rearing its ugly head (and belly) but surprisingly, not much fat in the countryside- some disturbing news about Latin eating and dieting habits (but hey….yours probably suck too!)

-Depending on the dish, all local Latins cook with three bad types of oil- corn oil, margarine and lard. Yes I said lard! And those three artery-clogging fats are in most all bakery products too. So next time you get invited to someone’s house for dinner, don’t forget to complement the cook while you wolf down that lard.

-Some basic truths about those funny Latin American currencies with all those smiling colonial conquerors and genocidal dictators on them.

-Latin Millionaires: how Latin cultures view the definition of “rich” much differently than we do up north

-Email me on questions about Latin America at theexpatfiles@gmail.com

The Expat Files - 03/09/12

progressiveradionetwork — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 14:41:01 +0000

- The real dirt on Uruguay. It’s touted by some to be the next Costa Rica (but so is every other Latin American country, including Costa Rica itself!)

-In Uruguay, be prepared for super high import taxes that often double, even triple, the price of cars, appliances and all electronic stuff (almost everything but food is imported!)

-As you go further south into Latin America the fewer English speakers you’ll find. In South America for example, the locals have little need to speak English since their countries do much less commerce with the USA than northern countries like Mexico do.

-Keen observations on both expats and locals who do business in Uruguay (the “gringo advantage” rides again!)

-Banking in Uruguay; under international pressure they’ve just eliminated their formerly very strict bank secrecy laws, which means you can forget having a low-profile life down there (if that’s what you were looking for)

-Security and safety issues in Uruguay

-Email me on questions about Latin America at theexpatfiles@gmail.com

The Expat Files

progressiveradionetwork — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 16:00:01 +0000

- The real dirt on the recent prison fire in Honduras that set a new hundred-year prisoner death-toll world record

-How people can and do buy their way out of jail

-Because in a macho society crimes of passion are endemic, often times the perpetrator gets the court’s sympathy and simply walks

-How and why high level Latin politicians almost never go to jail no matter how crooked they are ( or much they steal). They just disappear for a few years, come back, and get re-elected.

-Why third world countries sign extradition treaties with the USA, but often don’t make similar treaties with other countries

-Why common Latins clamor for the death penalty while their politicians keep hammering against it

-A few examples of what can happen when Expats get busted for drugs

-Email me on questions about Latin America at theexpatfiles@gmail.com